PB666 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 1 hour ago, RocketSquid said: Because it can't afford shoes. When? Before you asked. How much squid oil does it take to fuel a rocket squid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 32 melons. Why does @PB666 always quote people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 21 minutes ago, RocketSquid said: 32 melons. Why does @PB666 always quote people? Because he doesnt have any squid oil. Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Because it is redundant. And why is it redundant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Because if it wasn't, there would be a higher risk of failure. What if POTATO!!!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Mash Do fireflies create light pollution? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingABrightSong Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, PB666 said: Mash Do fireflies create light pollution? No, they create heavy pollution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 404 QUESTION NOT FOUND How does a carrot drive to work if it doesn't have a nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flame Cat Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 39 minutes ago, cubinator said: 404 QUESTION NOT FOUND How does a carrot drive to work if it doesn't have a nose? It clones itself to form a humanoid shape, and kills the clones after it gets there. Why do nukes, nuke nukes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Because chucks would chuck wood. Why is it inadvisable to put oil on the brakes? It reduces squeaking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Because icing roads is alot more fun. Why don't we have panoramic vision? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Because then you would get hair in half of your eyes. What did they tell you, and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, RocketSquid said: Because then you would get hair in half of your eyes. What did they tell you, and why? Don't listen to they but what is their name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Exactly, their name is what. How can I ask who did which thing at what time when I couldn't see why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Because the Doctor will help. What does "Windows had encountered a critical error" mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Ultimate Steve said: Because the Doctor will help. What does "Windows had encountered a critical error" mean? Mammary leak. Awilk zibrew nofish upflown mosqtilko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Ya, der muskitwo do dun zibberifish. If my heart stops and then starts again, am I a zombie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasher925 Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 only if you dont breathe why dont i have a face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Because it's covered in paper mache. Why no eff-tea-ell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Cause ell tee "?" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlas2342 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 ?. Why did the cross road the chicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 To make sure it was fried. He to bonlam peacock not flock wisen mock, was it a frock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDZhB Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 No, it was Patrick. If you aren't alive before you were born, are you a zombie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 2 hours ago, MDZhB said: No, it was Patrick. If you aren't alive before you were born, are you a zombie? If you are not alive before you are born, get a refund of your parents zygotes. How many zombies do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 More than the total amount of zombies that ever existed. Why did where of when have we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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