legoclone09 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Because you have more rep than posts. Why is this a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Because for science! Spoiler Seriously? That thing is like if the Penrose triangle was a car. What if Mars is actually pointing a gun at Saturn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Then Saturn would be pointing a tank cannon at Mars. If your going faster than the speed of light, would you go back in time, or just disappear from existence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveroski Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Yes you would. Depending on the day of the week. How many beans really make five? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diche Bach Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Cinco. If Kerbals were The Three Stooges, which one would be which? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveroski Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Jeb would be d'Artagnan Bill Would be Porthos Jim Would be Aramis Which is heaviest a ton of coal or a ton of feathers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diche Bach Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 LOL, feathers are weightless! How do you think birds fly! *shakes head* Why do dogs have so many chromosomes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveroski Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Easy! They dig it all up from Jeb's JUNK yard! If a train travelling at 240 mph goes from Glasgow to London, with stops at Newcastle and Bristol what does the driver have on his sandwiches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 He has approximately 0.283 kg of salami on his head. If I where to divide potato by the square root of the effiel tower, how many cruise ships passed through the harbor this morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats. Why am smart?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Because you are not stupid. Why am I here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 (edited) Because the dark lord Kthulu commands it of you. Why are clowns officially scary after 7:00 pm? Edited September 9, 2016 by The Raging Sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Because that's when 60's spiderman joins them. Why will the OSIRIS-REx take so long to get back to Earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diche Bach Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Reticence and boredom. Why C#, not C##? Bit too dull? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Music Why can't school start at 9 AM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Because sleepiness. Why is the reboot Star Trek's theme song so damn epic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Because Comrade Political Officer would orchestrate your demise. Why am I 30km. above the aircraft? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Why not? Why are braces so painful? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Because god skimped out on giving humans good teeth, since he didn't expect us to eat anything (NICE WORK garden of eden guys...) (heh) Why is it called the Standard and Poor 500 if it's original and rich and there's only one of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Well they couldn't call it the Sparta and Thermopylae 300. Why do chiptunes sound so electronic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Because Bastion beep boop. Why am memes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Because potatoes. Does D' F undo B L? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDZhB Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Yes, but only if it does. Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 H isn't even a real face. You must be on Megaminx or something. Is the Executor actually a ~9-km sandwich with lasers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 No, but did somebody say sandwich? Why does the Yellow grass cut watermelons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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