Survive That Attack!

[mythic_fci]

ICARUS II SUN SHIELD! You wouldn't even dent it... (Sunshine Dan Boyle 2008 reference...)

The next poster is inside a gigantic nuclear bomb about to detonate inside the Sun (Reference again...)

[Designer225]

"CUT!" Said the director, and I ran out of the studio. (You didn't mention whether you will face a real Sun or a prop/special effect!)

The next poster is forced to perform in the Shakespeare play "MacBeth".

[Palladium Corp]

Double, double, toil and trouble.

Fire burn and cauldron bubble...

I stick the next poster in said cauldron.

(OOC I had to study that play for my GCSEs, so that attack was actually pretty effective...)

[vexx32]

You forgot to a) light the fire, and fill the cauldron with scalding liquid. Attack was ineffective; I am sitting in a harmless cauldron, which I promptly jump out of and hurl at the next poster.

[Designer225]

You smack yourself instead with the cauldron because it is too heavy.

It rolls the next poster, past me.

[Tidus Klein]

I promptly side step said cauldron and start an intense life or death staring contest with the next poster...

[Designer225]

I win the contest and the previous poster gets crushed by the rolling cauldron (why is it still rolling?).

It rolls to the next poster.

[Sun]

Force field. Stops cauldrons. And anyone who is anti-snacks.

The next poster...... will go to China. 1947 China. In the middle of the Chinese civil war.

[Tidus Klein]

I die by drowning in a rice patty.....CRAP

My ghost takes control over the next posters body and force him to jump in to a bottom less pit.

[Sun]

A force field blocks him.

The next poster will be falling towards the universe's center of gravity at 100,000x the speed of light.

[Souper]

I enter the universe, only to exit into another of universe's walls. I fall into that universe's center, arriving back at my universe.

The next poster gets roundhouse kicked as i fall at 100,000x the speed of light.

[Sun]

Force field!

The next poster will be killed by the fact he was not killed by him getting killed. (Paradox)

[Clockwork13]

I deflect the attack to the next poster considering I have no idea what you just said

[Sun]

I'm a robot. My mind explodes.

The next poster will be destroyed by said explosion.

[SolarLiner]

Ultimate Fan will cool the explosion down! Unfortunately it isn't powerful enough, it creates gamma rays that are projected to the poster below.

[Designer225]

I'm behind a concrete wall that is 100 feet thick.

The concrete wall then falls toward the next poster for no reason.

[Souper]

I am in a trench. It can't get in.

The next user is teleported to my location.

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[Sun]

I teleport away in .000000000001 seconds.

The next poster will be in the middle of a 100,000 MN fusion bomb.

[Guest]

Public nucleophobia causes the government to call off the detonation.

Before they do, I take it and launch it towards the next poster.

[Designer225]

It doesn't explode because the government hacked it! But it does break apart, sending spectacular separation.

A piece of it is about to find the next poster.

[Sylandro]

Lovely.

Trypophobia!

[Sun]

Pfffft, tiny holes can't scare me!

The next poster will be smaller than themselves.

[Vaporo]

I shrink by one nanometer and live the rest of my life with this horrible disability.

The next poster is attacked by Popeye the Sailor Man, who has eaten ten cans of spinach.

[vexx32]

Eh, he can't really get to me from low Earth orbit, which is where he happens to be at the moment. I think I'm safe.

I shall stab the next person through the lungs. Because breathing is for silly people.

[Designer225]

Your knife is made of rubber, and isn't sharp, and you used too little power, so you get an "OW!" instead of an "Ergh!"; then I returned fire and the previous poster fell toward the next poster.