Survive That Attack!

[GreeningGalaxy]

[Error: Same attack used 4 consecutive times. Now classified as "overused attack" and disregarded.]

The next poster is locked in a room with nothing but whole-grain cherry pop tarts and jolly rancher soda.

[Guest alemagno12]

I escape with a rocket

Next poster explodes.

[GreeningGalaxy]

This was because I just clipped my fingernails. The separation and momentum transfer of the clippings being propelled away from my hands was technically an explosion, but I suffered no ill effects, obviously.

The next poster is unrolled and hung up on the wall to advertise for an upcoming sci-fi movie.

[Guest alemagno12]

Movies have been banned because of pressing the big ban button.

Next poster is deleted from everything and beyond.

[Designer225]

Windows 10 rejects your overly-repetitive attacks.

The next poster will have to not delete anybody or they will be deleted.

[Guest alemagno12]

I delete the universe.

Next poster is killed by Chuck Norris

[Designer225]

I reject your reality (Chuck Norris's universe) and substitute my own (real world). You basically called nothing in this reality.

The next user is sent to an insane asylum/maximum security prison.

[Guest alemagno12]

I format the computer and delete all realities.

Now, FINNISH ME!

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[Sun]

No, I won't send you to Finland.

The next user is trapped in the core of a neutron star.

[megatiger78]

spaceship.

th next poster is run oiver by my space train

[Sun]

Force field!

The next poster is run over with said force field.

[Guest alemagno12]

i delete the force field.

next poster is thrown into the sun

[GreeningGalaxy]

You lack the space infrastructure to launch something with enough delta-V to launch me into the sun.

You also lose all deletion privileges on every computer that the posters on this thread interact with, preventing you from deleting anyone ever again. You are also forbidden from responding to this post with the Grumpy Cat or any other meme on pain of exile.

The next person to post who is not alemagno12 is required to babysit alemagno12 and persuade him to stop posting the same things over and over.

[megatiger78]

ok I can kill him as necro revnge and to stop his stupid big red buttons!

next poster is locked in a cage with Justin beiber

[Guest alemagno12]

NO.

Next poster is banned forever and ever.

[Overfloater]

I un-register myself one second right before you click the "ban" button, and register again by a different name :-p

The next user is being chewed up by a hippopotamus.

[megatiger78]

NO.

Next poster is banned forever and ever.

that's illegal to just say no...

[Guest alemagno12]

that's illegal to just say no...

sorry

anyways...

i kill every hippo in the world

Next poster is killed by a zombie.

[GreeningGalaxy]

GreeningGalaxy becomes ZombieGalaxy!

Space decays around me. A fissure in the continuum stabs you through the toe and you die of vacuum poisoning.

A tear in the temporal stream becomes a closed timelike curve, resetting the timeline to a meta-point at which you are dead but I am alive in my non-Zombie form.

ZombieGalaxy has never actually existed and becomes GreeningGalaxy!

I hold the next poster upside down by their ankles and shake them out over the edge of a very tall building to dislodge all the frivolities from their person.

[Guest alemagno12]

UNIVERSAL COMPUTER ERROR: CANNOT CHANGE CURRENT TIMELINE

UNIVERSAL COMPUTER ERROR: SYSTEM OVERLOAD

TRYING TO RESTORE SYSTEM...

SYSTEM RESTORE FAILED!

SYSTEM HALTED.

AUTODESTRUCTION ACTIVATED.

*universal computer destroys itself*

Next poster is deleted from the Universal Computer by Administrator:alemagno12/God

[GreeningGalaxy]

For the seventh time running, you fail to delete the next poster. The aforementioned meta-computer does not actually exist, so its jurisdiction over the timeline is, shall we say, 'limited'.

The next poster is locked in a room with deadly lasers and Wheatley, who has somehow made it home from space and is really excited to tell you all about Homestuck, which he downloaded to his brain just before being tossed out of Aperture and spent his time in the void reading.

[Guest alemagno12]

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Guru meditation mode activated.

(useless infinity sandbox (you can't do anything here))

Next poster is trapped in the Guru meditation Mode.

[Designer225]

And Windows 10 crashes the Guru.

The Windows 10 crashes the next poster.

[mythbusters844]

I use Windoge 10 instead which doesn't crash because it doesn't exist!

A rocket is on a crash course with the next poster.

[Overfloater]

I open my umbrella :-3

The next user is being chewed up by a buttcrab.