Survive That Attack!

[Sun]

Those don't exist.

The next poster is in chest waders which are swiftly filling with mud.

[Designer225]

The muds are too shallow.

I use Windoge 10 instead which doesn't crash because it doesn't exist!

A rocket is on a crash course with the next poster.

Windows 10 came out as Technical Preview. Only a year before the final release, though.

Anyway, the next poster got stuck in a quagmire.

[Guest alemagno12]

Windows 39324039204923049230492304923049023944422333 deletes the quagmire.

Next poster is deleted by Windows 39324039204923049230492304923049023944422333

[Souper]

It crashes by running out of memory.

The next poster attempts to land on the surface of Hilton.

Edited October 15, 2014 by Souper

[GreeningGalaxy]

I make it down by dropping Giant Tungsten Block In Space into the atmosphere with a lot of very tough parachutes attached to it. Giant Tungsten Block in Space makes it down in one piece, minus ablation.

6000 Gs though? Seriously? No planet of that mass could possibly be anything smaller than a gas giant. It would probably at least overcome the electron degeneracy pressure if it were made of rock, if not fall beneath its Schwarszchild radius.

I strap the next poster to a class-A asteroid, fly it all the way to Eeloo, and deorbit it.

[TonyC]

I manage to get off the asteroid and use my jetpack to propel it back to where it came from.

I bring an Ori Warship and fire its main weapon (capable of destroying a mountain in a single shot) towards the ship of the next poster (pic1) (pic2) (pic3)

Edited October 15, 2014 by MegaUZI

[GreeningGalaxy]

I carefully bend space around in a half loop, directing the beam back to its source. Boom!

The next poster is fired from a high-powered railgun and undergoes intense shock heating on contact with the atmosphere.

[megatiger78]

SPACE MARINES ARE TO GOOD AT THERE JOB so I go to orbit and fire the exterminus beam at the next poster which annihilates the planet as well

[Guest alemagno12]

Ω=∞

Next poster gets destroyed by Ω=∞

[Sun]

No. Stop it with that number.

The next user is being invaded by... wait for it: THE MONGOLS! ​We're the exception! *cue barbaric footage*

[Guest alemagno12]

Mongols get destroyed by Guru Meditation Mode.

Next poster is destroyed by Guru.

[Designer225]

Guru was erased by year 1206 (you know what happened then).

The next poster is destroyed by year 1644.

[Sun]

What's so special about that?

The user below me becomes a statue made of chocolate standing in the middle of chocolate lovers.

[Starwhip]

They forgot about the 3/4 inch Lexan wall between me and them.

The Choclate_Statue.virus file spreads to the next poster's computer and then into their bloodstream.

[tajampi]

I install linux and just eat the thing while it tries to do damage

Jeb will team up with the kraken to attack the poster below

[Designer225]

In the middle of the Journey Jeb decided to betray the Kraken and kills it. Then he flew to Kerbin to rejoin the Kerbals.

The next poster is smashed by a dead kraken.

[Engineer of Stuff]

It was just in your imagination.

The next poster presses a key on their keyboard to reply to this, and their keyboard explodes.

[TonyC]

The key I pushed happened to be the one used to engage the emergency seat ejection system, opening the roof and sending me dozens of meters away from the blast radius.

I send a commando armed with Davy Crocketts to blow up your house and spread radioactivity around.

[Polish_Hydra IX]

I escape and use a ThermoNuclear bomb to blow up the radioactive area.

Shockwaves moves towards next post.

[mikeman7918]

I put in ear plugs.

I nerd snipe the next poster.

[CelticCossack51]

Digs out a Salyut 1 station from my handy Solar System wormhole and blocked the shot.

I then throw the space station at the next poster.

[mikeman7918]

I bend down to pick up a penny on the ground and the space station misses me.

The next poster doesn't read the fine print.

[xXIndestructibleEVAXx]

At the last moment, I change my mind and decide to not sign the contract.

I send exactly 3.4 billion puppies flying at the next poster's face.

[Designer225]

And after the attack I sued xXIndestructibleEVAXx for murdering animals.

The next user is sued as well.

[mikeman7918]

I have suing insurance (I don't care that it makes no sense)

I put the next poster into Shrodinger's box.