Survive That Attack!

[rlin]

I did the set conditions, being very frustrated

I delete KSP.exe

Edited July 3, 2016 by rlin
rule 2

[PB666]

1 minute ago, rlin said:

You crash the game.

I delete KSP.exe

Violates rule 2.

[rlin]

I'm assuming the counter to the attack violates rule 2.

[ZentroCatson]

No attack, no bacon!    Not that you would get any bacon for posting…

I pay Sauron for attacking the next user with an Ork army.

[RocketSquid]

I die. All according to plan...

My vengeful ghost takes over the body of the next poster.

[PB666]

8 hours ago, RocketSquid said:

I die. All according to plan...

My vengeful ghost takes over the body of the next poster.

I spend all my time in a sensory deprivation chamber until the ghosts get bored and leaves, it decides to haunt brittany spears, instead.

Since we are speading into other game characters, I create a virus that infects the grox, allowing them to take over any planet, including those with atmospheres and life on them, as long as they can sterilize then rapidly enough. Sterilizes the galaxy. 

[RocketSquid]

I'm already dead, so I can't be killed again.

My loyal robot minions construct me a robotic body to inhabit before hitting every sterilized planet with a Genesis Device.

[TopHeavy11]

Captain Kirk it!

 

Flowey.

[RocketSquid]

Herbicide.

Flamethrowers.

[TedwinKnockman66]

Heatshields

Land sharks launched from Land shark gun

 

[RocketSquid]

I'm not attacked by sharks often, but when I am, I use Shark-B-Gone brand shark repellent. Shark-B-Gone. For when you don't have a bigger boat.

I counterattack with my MINISHARK!!!

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[PB666]

I catch your minishark with a childs fishing pole and a cheap artifiicial luer. I feed it to a cat that just happens to be walking by. After turning his nose i spray hormones on it, he marks it as his territory. 

Attack.. I put a 500 pentullion ton thermonuclear device inside dress and detonate ot (largely based on like veiws of the Dres does not exist video) I then detonate dreas right when its at the hohman transfer point for kerbin, thous sendin KPA in its general direction. 

[RocketSquid]

It was on the wrong side. The debris is swallowed by Jool.

I continue attacking with the minishark, which is not sentient or able to bite things.

 

[legoclone09]

I blink forward twice then back behind you and empty a magazine? from my pulse pistol into you, then recall and finish you off.

Tracer legoclone09 best 2k16

[PB666]

17 hours ago, legoclone09 said:

I blink forward twice then back behind you and empty a magazine? from my pulse pistol into you, then recall and finish you off.

Tracer legoclone09 best 2k16

At the next poster i send a Nova bomb into Jool, obliterating the system. 

[ZentroCatson]

Luckily I just turned my USI warp drive on and escaped the Kerbol system.

I warp to the next user's spaceship and launch twenty standard Macy Dean torpedoes at it.

[TopHeavy11]

It wasn't that effective...

 

Pew pew pew BHWAAAAAAA...

Edited July 19, 2016 by TopHeavy11

[Delfinus]

I step behind a slab of concrete, shielding me from your machine gun fire.

 

I drop a kitten on the next user.

[TopHeavy11]

I live in peace with the cutey cat.

 

I become a god and smite you all.

[TedwinKnockman66]

sv_cheats 0! You Cannot use cheats!

I use that gun to kill other guy

It's Vindaloo Gun MK2

Edited July 19, 2016 by TedwinKnockman66

[TopHeavy11]

Shield, up!

 

I summon the entirety of the Dalek armada to eliminate humanity, and prevent the Doctor from coming by breaking the TARDIS beyond repair.

Edited July 19, 2016 by TopHeavy11

[PB666]

Dr. Who is fiction, you made it worse, and the show was never produced. 

I make time flow backwards for the next 20 years. 

[TopHeavy11]

That is also fiction.

 

I make fiction reality.

[Ozymandias_the_Goat]

You make fiction reality, but inadvertently spawn a race of Kerbals that set up their space operation in your backyard. As they launch a probe, It's guidance fails, and then the rocket heads for [the next poster]!

[TopHeavy11]

I block with fyizicz (KSP pre-.90 phyisics) and it's trajectory reverses on a dime and heads at double the speed x 10 to the power of 10 at [the next poster]!

Edited July 19, 2016 by TopHeavy11