Survive That Attack!

[Designer225]

The canister and the antimatter disintegrate mid-air and the fragments landed just 20 cm in front of me, then fell into a hole created in part by antimatter..

The remaining dose of antimatter (as well as few pieces of the floor) then fall toward the next poster.

[mikeman7918]

The antimatter created a small explosion as it eliminated it's exact mass in air and creates a high energy Gama ray burst that lasts for a so short time that it does no damage. I "accidentally" tie the next poster to an armed nuke and drop the armed nuke into the sun which is being eaten by a black hole creating a Quazer.

[MaverickSawyer]

I pull out a knife, cut myself loose, and use a nearby asteroid in combination with the nuke to rain apocalypse onto the next poster.

[Designer225]

The nuke is pre-programmed to the Moon, so yay.

The next poster will feel the trouble with the nuke when it hits the Moon (assuming the next poster is on the Moon).

[Souper]

I am.......!!!!!

Whoops, i'm on the MUN, not the MOON.

XD

But i teleport the next poster to the MOON. Bye!

[mikeman7918]

Luckily, I am wearing my spacesuit. I know I am on Kerbin and I don't need it, get off my case about it!

I throw the next poster into a black hole.

[Designer225]

I escaped by going 25 degrees upward.

The black hole sucks the next user.

[mikeman7918]

Fortunately, I so happen to have a warp drive, I am able to go faster then light and therefore escape the black hole. While warping time and space, I "accidentally" crash right into the next poster.

[Designer225]

You die instantly and you missed me once again, this time by 3520 feet!

Once again, the debris deliberately crashed into the next poster.

[Souper]

I die. 3 Days later i appear at KSC like nothing at all happened.

I shoot a portal at the roof of the VAB and then on the Mun, sucking stuff into it.

Have fun, Mikeman!

Edited February 23, 2014 by Souper

[Souper]

P.S You have a spacesuit, but not enough air/food/water/precious yummy snaks/MOAR BOOSTERZ

[mikeman7918]

When you put a Mun portal on the roof of the VAB, the portal gun got sucked into it with me. I use the portal gun to return to Kerbin and play with my new toy. The next poster gets trapped in test chambers of my design as I put them through an endless series of tests involving that portal gun.

[MaverickSawyer]

I find the portal gun to be quite useful, and redirect a stray SRB into the personality core of Mikeman's GLadOS equivalent, thereby allowing me to escape.

I then stick the portal gun in the face of the next poster, forcing them to look at the operational end of the device.

[Palladium Corp]

Luckily, the portal gun does not do anything to non-portable surfaces, like human skin. I kick Maverick where it hurts and steal the portal gun and escape, flooding the test chamber with deadly neurotoxin.

The next poster happens to be in that chamber as well, without an portal gun, gas mask, or hazard suit.

[Sesni]

I press a button, open a door, throw an emp grenade, shutting off the neurotoxin, but there still is neurotoxin, so I close the door and run for it.

The next user is in space. With no EVA suit.

[Palladium Corp]

Luckily, I am inside a space shuttle. I land, and discover the blueprints for a rocket that would make Whakjob's rockets look small. I then build it on the next poster's computer and launch it, causing the computer to melt and set fire to the next poster's house, while the next poser is in bed.

[mikeman7918]

Luckily, I have a dang sweet computer, so it does not explode. The next poster said that they do not know who Chuck Norris is. Oh, its ON!

[Designer225]

I turned the TV off.

The next poster time-travelled to an alternate dimension where the time is Paleogene period.

[Starwhip]

And I time-traveled back, unleashing an extinct disease on the next poster.

[Designer225]

The disease does not affect humans negatively, and I'm no exception.

Then out of nowhere, a giant rock is heading toward the next poster.

[Souper]

I blast it to bits with my Super-Duper Plasmablaster

I do the same thing to the next poster.

[MaverickSawyer]

I cleverly use a gravity tug to slow it into a stable orbit around Kerbin, where the Kerbals can now mine it for materials.

However, the slag has to go somewhere, and the kerbals make a mass driver, and then pelt the next poster with several tons of hypervelocity rock.

[TimMartland]

I step to the left and they miss.

The next poster is killed by someone travelling from 2076 who has gone to the past and shot them when they were young.

[ax1212]

I kill the time traveler, creating a paradox sending the next poster to a dimension of teletubbies

[Souper]

I begin to fade away, but then i use the TARDIS to travel back in time to mow em' down with a chainsaw.

While in the past, i fling the chainsaw at the next poster before he went into stasis.