Survive That Attack!

[WinkAllKerb'']

i was already dead so the scout can't swarm me

The scouts continue there way ..

[Vaporo]

I stand on top of a really tall mountain, so the scouts don't swarm me considering that everybody can already see me, and there is therefore nothing to scout.

After the scouts leave, I pick up the mountain and set it on top of the next poster.

[Souper]

Chuck Norris picks it up and uses it as a toothpick.

Chuck Norris then uses the next poster's house as toilet paper.

[WinkAllKerb'']

Unfortunately it was Jean Claude van Damn House and Chuck wasn't aware it was

Your on a boat with chuck and jean arguing to the fist and take both of there fist in the face

Edited June 1, 2014 by WinkAllKerb''
yup yup this is probably ugly spelled in english, forgive me xD

[IcarusBen]

But I'm Mr. T, and I pity the fool who punch me in da face!

I then summon the A-Team and have them attack the next poster.

[Anister]

Utilising a mixture of black magic, solid rocket fuel and Kethane, i create a shield that protects me against the A-Team.

The cauldron i used to mix the shield explodes and flies upwards. It hits Gilly and deorbits it, causing it to hit the next poster.

[Vaporo]

When Gilly hits Eve's atmosphere, it slows to a near stop, and I am able to simply walk out of the way.

I turn the next poster into Mister Stay Puft and drop them in front of the Ghostbuster headquarters.

[IcarusBen]

They cross the beams, and I explode into a bajillion little Stay-Puft men, who begin to take over New York.

I then arm myself with all of New York's weaponry and shoot it all at the next poster.

[WinkAllKerb'']

you miss the chair and fall on a sit while thinking you still stand up

i give the chair to the next poster chainsawing one of it's foot as one of '' un/seeable decoy

Edited June 2, 2014 by WinkAllKerb''
added /

[Vaporo]

I am from the circus, so I set the chainsaw on fire and start juggling it.

I ask for another object to juggle, and my assistant, who has lost his glasses, throws me the next poster, who arrives on an unfortunate trajectory that happens to intersect that of the chainsaw.

[Tangle]

Turns out an improbability drive turned the chainsaw into rubber. Still hurts though!

The same improbability drive causes the planet below to turn into rubber as well, and it begins shaking very quickly.

[cantab]

I hit . to enter timewarp, stopping the shaking instantly.

Because I've entered timewarp, the next poster is unable to control themselves. They can't even press ,

[Tangle]

I wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. An...it. Hey, you accidentally pressed the comma key, thanks!

The word thanks now means tanks.

[Anister]

Oh? Why thank you!

I build a robot armed with 20 L5S Subatomic-machine-gun. and point it at the next poster and tell it "shoot that ... thing...."

[pauix]

Oh? Why thank you!

I build a robot armed with 20 L5S Subatomic-machine-gun. and point it at the next poster and tell it "shoot that ... thing...."

You forgot to program your robot, so it does not move towards me. I take the chance and program it... to shoot the next poster.

[Moss]

I shoot lightning from my hand, disabling the robot.

I lob a wrench at the next poster.

[cantab]

It turns into a wench in mid-flight. No objections from me.

The wench lobs a beer barrel at the next poster.

[Souper]

I am wearing chainsaw-proof armour.

The next poster sees this: , and turns to stone.

[Vaporo]

I am now an invulnerable golem who's only mission in life is to rip the next poster into tiny little pieces.

Edited June 4, 2014 by Vaporo

[Tangle]

Invulnerable doesn't mean invincible, so Adminium walls. Heads up-Unstoppable object coming your way!

[KvickFlygarn87]

Invulnerable doesn't mean invincible, so Adminium walls. Heads up-Unstoppable object coming your way!

...maximum tomato?

[Prof. Endwalker]

Since the post above me made no sense, I will use the one before that:

Uses Laws of Physics. Unstoppable object now can be deflected by an object traveling 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% the speed of light. Hope the next poster has the Dev Hacks enabled!

[Tangle]

.Cupcakes!

Just because I throw a grenade at that rock in front of Mr. KvickFlygarn over there.

Also a grenade at the person below.

[Vaporo]

I am wearing THE MASK (from the movie) and, being a living cartoon, simply swallow the grenade.

While still wearing THE MASK, I attack the next poster. (Oh, and the sun has just set a few minutes ago.)

[Tangle]

And then you're surrounded by a wall of giant invincible cucpcakes.

When will my cupcake come back from war with the poster below?