Survive That Attack!

[Vaporo]

It will not come back, as it was sent to soldiers on the battlefield as sustenance.

I am Sheldon Cooper. The next poster is in my spot. This is their third strike and they must now attend my class.

[cantab]

Not knowing who Sheldon Cooper is, I have no fear in sticking two fingers up at him and cycling away.

The next poster is accosted by an angry bicycle cop.

[Anister]

I throw a donut against the next poster, causing the bike cop and a horde of obese, raging cops to eviscerate the next poster.

[Vaporo]

WE ARE THE BORG. YOUR HORDE OF OBESE BIKE COPS WILL BE ASSIMILATED. THEIR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN.

RESTISTANCE IS FUTILE.

The Borg assimilate the next poster.

[Anister]

I use dev hack. Cuz thats how i roll...

I UBER L33T hack the next user, flinging him into Jool

[Palladium Corp]

I am secretly the next poster, who gets flung into Jool instead.

[Designer225]

And I'm back on Earth, turning the controller to dormant mode so I don't get controlled.

That hit the next poster and it reactivates.

[Souper]

Ha! It got incinerated because of my plasma skin!

I then touch the next poster.

(I want to bring this back to life.)

[Vaporo]

Some blood plasma drips down my arm. I wipe it off.

I drop the next poster into the void below the bedrock in Minecraft (without any mods to protect them).

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[ProjectXMark1]

I take the red pill and escape.

I then throw SCP-001 at the next poster.

[Sun]

Laser field with solar plasma!

The next poster will have the Sun crash into them. Yes, I know you're 93,000,000 miles away from me. But I'm a red giant now.

[Lundmunchkins]

I adjust my trajectory, allows to sun to flyby me without harm.

However it flies towards the next poster.

[Designer225]

Repeating what the previous poster did. It flies toward the next poster.

(Let's hope if we can rally...)

[cantab]

I redirect sufficient asteroids into the Sun to adjust the Sun's trajectory to miss me and everyone else. The asteroids likewise miss me and everyone else.

Unfortunately for the next poster, my ship used a nuclear salt water rocket engine, and the lethally radioactive exhaust plume spreads around them.

[Sun]

I have lead armor that is made using a safe lead isotope.

The next poster will be thrown into Chernobyl's No. 4 reactor core.

[Vaporo]

I set the control rods into place, causing the reaction to stop.

The next poster is lost here:

[Designer225]

Since you gave me the map of Nowhere (how nice of you!) I found my way out and into Texas.

The next person is trapped in Yosemite, CA.

[Nicholander]

I blow up Yosemite, CA and then blow up the next poster.

[cantab]

I cut the air hose and deflate.

The next poster instead cut an electric cable.

[rtxoff]

For this case i use my insulated tools and protection wear.

The next poster eats an poisonous fungus.

[ratchet9868]

im slender i don't eat

next poster's soul gets ripped out

[Sun]

I turned into a black hole, keeping it in.

The next poster will be placed in the spot where a fusion bomb will land in 10 seconds. You don't have any defenses.

[11JRidding]

I take out my sword and slice the fusion bomb to pieces

I then throw the remains at the next poster

[MGUARN]

I throw the remains down a worlds deepest hole.

Next poster now faces a large army of tank divisions ,and infantry divisions numbering in at 10,000.You got a small force of 500.

[cantab]

500 sci-fi space warships. My win, I think.

Next poster is conscripted into the infantry that is being bombarded from orbit by my sci-fi space warships.