Survive That Attack!

[manni01]

I'd launch a counter probe aircraft with homing missiles and emergency kamikaze mode.

I'd travel back in time and kill my grandpa in an impenetrable suit of armour with weapons integrated.

[K3achas]

I use a TARDIS to change the universe I'm in but the next poster, is not so lucky.

[Dodgey]

I slam the Titanic into your TARDIS before scurrying off using the infinite improbability drive.

[K3achas]

The Heart Of Gold, the next poster, and his planet randomly turn into fruitcake, and my TARDIS is put into a protective bubble.

[Sun]

wat.

The next poster will be subjected to how Cleverbot treats Jacksepticeye.

[K3achas]

My knowledge of The Hitchhiker's guide to the galexy protects me.

At an improgigility of 78243596712435698 to 1 the next user becomes Jacksepticeye. (just see him post next:cool:)

[Sun]

I am Jacksepticeye not, so that doesn't apply.

The next user is GLaDOS.

[K3achas]

I'd like to do some experiments on the next poster.

[manni01]

good to know that your going to delete caroline and set me free

I'd use a portal gun to shoot a portal at the ceiling and one directly on the ground below it and push the next poster into it

[MrWalrus123]

But then I hide in the soup that you told me get out of

I throw the soup bowl at the next poster.

[cantab]

I duck.

The next poster doesn't.

[Designer225]

It overshoots, heading toward the next poster.

[K3achas]

I go up on a rocket and nuke it from orbit.

The next poster is right next to that nuke...

[Belphegor]

*quickly smears the thick soup all over skin* your radiation can't harm me now!

i scrape a slimy, now syphilis infected soup residue of my genetalia and sling it in the general direction of the next poster

Edited August 20, 2014 by Belphegor

[flashcactus]

I shoot it down with an orbital pillow cannon. I also launch a Homing Comfy Chair at the next poster.

[Designer225]

You ignored the net, so it bounces the chair back to the previous poster, and (after taking the poster with it) go to the next poster.

[SelectHalfling0]

It lands in my incinerator. I throw the next poster into said incinerator.

[K3achas]

What if the me in this hypothetical situation survived?

[SelectHalfling0]

You would be in a lot of pain right now.

I fire a 50 ton rocket from ksc2 to ksc!

[mythic_fci]

I use a spaceplane with missiles attached to shoot it down in midair.

I blow up a nuke in the core of Kerbin, killing everyone around it except me (I'm on Duna).

[SolarLiner]

Well, I'm on an interstellar voyage in the hunt for this "Earth" everyone is talking about.

I'm flying so fast that unfortunately I hit the next poster with my shield. While on Hyperdrive. At 0.8c. (ie: that hurts a lot, and you're vaporized into a giant ball of plasma)

[mythic_fci]

Sorry, what? I can't hear you over these explosions. I'm over a billion kilometers away, I whupped on the hyperdrive throttle soon as I posted that.

I sneak into an asteroid field, turn on my cloak, and blast the next poster out of spacetime.

[flashcactus]

unfortunately whatever you blasted me with missed and hit an asteroid next to the following poster, with devastating results.

[Sun]

I protect myself with a force field.

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[SelectHalfling0]

North Korea's military is crap, so it has no effect.

I clone Jebediah and send them, with boosterz, to the next poster.