Survive That Attack!

[Captain Sierra]

I say screw it and catch the next spaceplane to Minmus (wait, didn't Jeb deorbit that?).

Next poster will be thrown out the airlock of the plane (without a helmet) once we reach orbit.

[megatiger78]

and into a Bengal carrier. all said carriers squadrons destroy spaceplane before attacking the next poster

[KerbinW365]

EMP shorts out the carriers.

Now the nonfuctioning carriers are falling onto the the person!

[megatiger78]

I ride a everything cancer missile to avoid them and jump of before it hits the next 4 posters (now the next 4 people get hit and must attack in death)

[KerbinW365]

I deflect the everything cancer missile, I was wearing a hasmat suit.

[Sesni]

I have a gun with a projectile that erases all diseases from my body. No problem.

See Megatiger's post for the attack.

[Captain Sierra]

I grab a shovel and start digging in the hope a deep enough hole will prevent contamination.

I call down orbital thermonuclear bombardment. Anyone on the surface is a) vaporized or heavily irradiated.

[megatiger78]

you are hit by the third everything cancer missile.

the fourth everything cancer missile hits the next poster

[Sesni]

I have a super-duper-drill that automatically digs me a hole and buries me, and gets me out thirty minutes later after I have a gasmask and gloves on and have sealed every single one of my wounds that I might have.

The next poster has a bullet heading towards them.

[Designer225]

It misses.

The bullet heads toward the next poster's head.

[Kinglet]

I dodge it because engines.

I fire a ionized purple laser in every direction at once.

[Vaporo]

I stand behind a mirror.

The next poster is teleported into the center of the sun for one nanosecond.

http://what-if.xkcd.com/115/

[Sesni]

I had a ultra-super flame retardent suit.

The next poster is in the middle of a vacuum.

[Yukon0009]

I have a spacesuit.

The next poster is in the middle of a couple of Zombies.

[Rolanvorxariat]

I unleash a virus that kills the zombies, and I genetically engineer myself to be immune to it

the next poster gets the virus.

[Sesni]

I have a gun with a projectile that erases all diseases from my body. No problem.

The next poster was stuffed in a locked box with no food and water and things.

[Noname117]

I genetically engineered myself to teleport. I think I can escape that box.

I also genetically engineered myself to give myself mind control powers (don't ask how that works). I mind control the next poster to take off their parachute and run off of a cliff.

[SmartS=true]

I am wearing a scaled-up Kerbal EVA suit, and land on my head.

I turn the next poster into a Kerbal and give him to Danny.

[Noname117]

I also genetically engineered myself to give myself mind control powers (don't ask how that works).

I mind control danny into building me a nice house in the game to live in, saving the game in that state, exiting out of KSP, moving the game file to a hidden folder on his computer, and then make him forget that the save ever existed. I get to live peacefully in my nice KSP house for the rest of my life, except living in constant fear that one day Danny will find the hidden file or throw away his computer. Still, it is a nice life for now.

I plane a bomb in the next user's brain which will go off if they try to communicate in any way, except if the user says "No," in which the bomb will then deactivate. I recommend checking the rules of this game before you reply.

[Sesni]

No, I remove the bomb after saying no.

The next user is shoved into a computer and has to escape.

Edited December 26, 2014 by Sesni
Thought it was not very attacky.

[SmartS=true]

The computer in question was the brain of an ant, so I instantly surrounded it, with no notice at all, because it was in my stomach.

The next user gets stuck in Plants vs Zombies, with no plants, other weapons, or distractions. You also are on oxygen 24/7, and all the medical personnel are zombies.

[megatiger78]

the mandolorians land on your house.

[KrankesHirn]

I use a magnetic device to deflect the pennies. I use the money to hire a hitman to kill the next user.

[SmartS=true]

I give the hitman more money to not kill me.

The next user explodes.

[megatiger78]

I am standing next to the imperial ambassador. next person hit by the death star in revenge