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I imagine a universe where rocket-propelled blimp-sleds were invented instead of boats, and peanut butter grows on trees. Also, toasters do not exist.

Granted. Not today, I wish for a betr jeybord

Gets antimatter. Inserts an IOU slip

Gets one gold bar. Inserts a radio

ATIs are the best sirens ever. (To the siren community)

Both the Titanic and Hindenburg never existed.

1479: This room is so detailed, it cannot be described using the human language. It can only be described using emojis:

1/10 Unhumane... I am a mmanuman. humanananana. huamkn. hauman. huamen. hauemsne. haue,eine./ juam,ens. huamebn si. nbfgasumgtmaN/ hgfd. hjuman. hyuasmen. .........huwemn.

1111/1111 Grettings, felwo umanWREWERT4t# Apologies, I was sleeping on the keyboard. Us humans do indeed doi thaSFDA

Floor 1467: It's a mall... for some reason. It's also infested with bloodthirsty goats. Yikes!

Banned for... uh.... stuff.

59 oxen.

I stub your toe and reclaim my fortress. My hill.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

2001: A horrid man cannot speak words. He kicks a bucket and dies. (Kerbal History)

Floor 1455: It's an empty room apart from the short, box-shaped robot on the charging platform. It wakes up, displaying a smiling face on its screen, and chirps excitedly as it begins following you around while making cute noises.

29 = potato that's pretty random, right?

Stanley finds some turret-No! Stanley! Don't go near the things!

Educational Program

The Axiom lands back on Earth, and the people are restoring the planet.

I shoot a portal gun under the floor beneath you, and then shoot my turret to your location.

I deploy my MCV and build a base. And then send a bunch of tanks to your other base.

FNaF isn't scary. Playstation/Xbox/Wii U is for n00bs. Vine sucks.