Survive That Attack!

[Souper]

My computer can't handle Arma, i quit the game far earlier due to lag.

The next poster is in the same universe i used my Vacuum Metastability bomb. That universe then gets destroyed with them in it!

[Sesni]

I get to a parallel universe with no bomb 0.0000001 seconds before the bomb goes off.

The next poster is most wanted in all countries.

[Souper]

I'm out in my underwater base in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. Technically, not a country.

The next poster has deeply offended Chuck Norris.

[megatiger78]

I step on him in a jeager

the next poster is sat on when I power it down.

[Souper]

I teleport into the cockpit and kill you to death. For EVER.

The next poster sees a skeleton pop out!

[megatiger78]

*click-click* nope. not today.

next poster is behind the Skelton when I try my "innovative solution"

[Souper]

Turns out, there was no ammo.

The next poster is wiped out by Kim Jong-Un's super duper ultra mega 1337 battledroid of death!

[spaceman1999]

It fails like a korean ICBM.

the next poster is next to it when it explodes

[flashcactus]

Fortunately, "next to" does not imply "not in a bunker", and the thing has no plutonium in it anyway.

I deploy a Homing Comfy Chair, lock it onto the next poster and press the big red button.

[megatiger78]

I am sitting in the chair.

next poster is locked onto by a malfunctioning spark nanobot prototype believing them to be a Nianian robot. to control on the way to a warzone. the "warzone" is actually a pie machine, but it does not know this and is going to walk you right into it.

[Sesni]

I cannot very into... But emp?

The next poster is buried alive in the Challenger Deep.

[Souper]

Since this is in Minecraft, i simple tunnel my way up the trench and escape.

I lure a creeper to explode next to the next poster!

Edited January 5, 2015 by Souper

[CelticCossack51]

I was in creative mode and killed the creeper.

I then punch the next poster into the void and made sure he/she/it was in adventure mode.

[Vaporo]

I perform the Ritual of Cross-Game Summoning (consume three pints of CPU cooling fluid and then speak the name of the game you wish to summon from in binary code) and summon a rocket from KSP to carry me back to ground level.

The next poster is standing on the ground at the point where I break through to the surface.

Edited January 4, 2015 by Vaporo

[Souper]

I magically know it's going to happen, and simply jump out of the way in time.

The next poster is tasty, and attempts to eat themselves!

[RapidUnplannedDissasembly]

The last poster's definition of tasty is different to mine.

The next poster is struck by lightning. Luckily, the poster was in a Faraday pouch. The poster, without foresight, asphyxiates in the pouch.

[megatiger78]

I die.

the next poster also dies for some reason.

[Sesni]

Alternate Universe Me knows this will happen and travels to save me.

The user below me is hated by all console players.

[CelticCossack51]

i put earmuffs on and escape on a Soyuz

The user below me is convinced that the Illuminati exists.

[Souper]

I'm a part of Anonymous, i help take it down.

The next poster tries to play Shores of Hazeron on a crappy 2GB RAM computer. Said computer explodes and lights their house on fire.

[megatiger78]

shores of hazeron no longer exists.

next player is about to explode. there is no way to prevent this, but you can take other people out as well.

[Bacon_commando]

I teleport everyone in the world to my current location the nanosecond I explode.

Next poster has to survive.

Edited January 6, 2015 by Bacon_commando

[megatiger78]

I am not in the world, because I am on the moon.

next poster just lost a spacesuit.

[Souper]

I am on my biodome on Mars, didn't need one.

Next poster is being chased in their dreams by Freddy Kreuger.

[Starwhip]

I wake up.

The next poster is chained to a chair in the path of a landing 747.