Survive That Attack!

[ZentroCatson]

The booster hits my transfer stage just about as I'm jettisoning it, resulting in some pretty fireworks.

I crash a LV-N into the nest user's house. Oh, and the LV-N's reactor is still active.

Edited June 30, 2016 by ZentroCatson

[RocketSquid]

Good thing I don't use Nest.

A printed copy of my post slams into the next user, giving them a horrific papercut.

[Vysionone]

Good thing I'm wearing a sweater, which prevents the paper cut.

I send an army of lambs to attack the next poster.

[Ultimate Steve]

I am in Minecraft. Sheep don't attack.

I teleport the next user into the End with only a wood sword.

Edited June 30, 2016 by Ultimate Steve

[SAS123]

Unfortunately for the above poster, its been a year since i last played minecraft so instead nothing happens.

But i do play stellaris so i ask the blorg a favour to "befriend" the next poster.

[rlin]

(I'm new)

However, I have never played it so nothing happened.

I crash the Magic Boulder into the next poster.

[PB666]

12 minutes ago, rlin said:

(I'm new)

However, I have never played it so nothing happened.

I crash the Magic Boulder into the next poster.

But the rule is dont ask the magic boulder to do anything, oarticlualy crashing

The magic boulder vaporizes the previous poster for trying to crash it. 

I send a beam of perpetual happiness and joy tonthe next player. 

[rlin]

6 minutes ago, PB666 said:

But the rule is dont ask the magic boulder to do anything, oarticlualy crashing

The magic boulder vaporizes the previous poster for trying to crash it. 

I send a beam of perpetual happiness and joy tonthe next player. 

I use a mirror and reflect it in the direction of the next poster

EDIT: Also, the Magic Boulder seems to have failed because I'm still here.

Edited July 1, 2016 by rlin

[Ultimate Steve]

I harness the power of the boulder with my awesome right sock and fire the magic at the kraken, annoying him greatly. When he asks who did it, I point at the next poster.

[rlin]

[Causally uses Krakensbane]

Uses HyperEdit to crash the next player into Kerbol.

[PB666]

Uses quantum encryption to deny access of previous poster to my system, therefore Hyperedit is nullified.

I very meticulously coerce the Magic Boulder to cause the next poster to have a seemingly unstoppable hick-up attack.

[ZentroCatson]

The rule is: do not taunt the magic boulder. The boulder summons a kraken army that firstly destroys the previous poster, and then attacks the next poster.

Ps: I know a way of stopping even the most unstoppable hick-up attack. 

[rlin]

I use Krakensbane to banish them all to Bop.

I persistence-edit the next player into Jool.

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

I load a quicksave

I send my space fighters to destroy all of the next user's space missions

[PB666]

1 hour ago, OrbitalBuzzsaw said:

I load a quicksave

I send my space fighters to destroy all of the next user's space missions

Since we are not religious we create inflatable decoy missions to lure the fighters close enough we reprogram the on board systems and we send the back to the sender in kamekaze mode. 

Lets see, the gravitational constant is reversed atomizing everything in the kerbal sysyem in an incredible big bang. 

[rlin]

[Makes new save]

I mess with the drag in the .cfg file, exploit decouplers, and fling the next user's spacecraft away from Kerbol so fast that after a few minutes, the spacecraft is yottameters away from Kerbol. Quickloading and reverting has been disabled when the save was created, and the hatch is obstructed.

[Delfinus]

I Alt-F4 and restart KSP, works every time for me when quickloading or reverting isn't available.

I disable the next poster's thrusters during a Munar landing.

[rlin]

I edit persistence.sfs.

I also use it to delete the next user.

[TedwinKnockman66]

access denied!

I use Star shaker I to destroy next user by usung a Ion cannon ( that gun on the front side)

(It's that ship who don't know)

Edited July 2, 2016 by TedwinKnockman66

[rlin]

Ionizing radiation blocked via a very thick lead shield.

Uses the lead to poison the next player.

[PB666]

Lead is only poisonous if you eat it or breath it, since I am in space i dont breath or eat space. the lead has no effect. 

While eliminating the next players hyperedit capability and deleting all backup files and sfs (reversion of which really violates the spirit of rule 2). I launch a factor 10 rocket with 200 ion drive probes that target any colony in the system and selective destroys solar panels RTGs fusion power plants greenhouses and off world launch pads and factories. Thereby depriving all colonies and ships of power. 

[rlin]

I haven't set up any colonies. All you cause is a short blackout in the VAB.

I delete all the saves the next poster is in.

[PB666]

3 hours ago, rlin said:

I haven't set up any colonies. All you cause is a short blackout in the VAB.

I delete all the saves the next poster is in.

invalid attack

At the next poster I creat a very fast spinning asteroids with alternating positively and neagative carged size creating a giant magnet. I then steer a huge magnetic/ion storm into KSC. 

 

[rlin]

Kerbin has a stronger magnetic field. The ions are deflected.

I delete the planet the next poster is on.

[PB666]

But this poster is in his eva suit and on his space ship the planet disappears and gravity drops to zero. A mysterious dust appears. I use my magnetic field generating satellites to polarize the dust and then steer the dust backnto were the planet was. Then i use the genesis device to reform the planet complete with vegetation. I coolect an offworld lauch oad from moho and use it to build a factory ship around the new planet. inthen land a offworld runway and a launpad, i reland crew and they mine and rebuild the KSC. 

From the mun i send out, away from my planet a pulse wave of intense pentaelectron volt cosmic particals that sterilize the entire kerbol system, with minmus in opposition from its far side i then sterilize the other half of the kerbol system, everything except neo-kerbin itself. A set of probes are sent out to sterilize the darks side of any planets moons or asteroids. A register is placed to monitor any non-inertial velocities and sterilez those non-inertial bodies once again. The probes then dive into a self destroy themselves in Jool. Only then is the next player allowed to play.