Jokes

[mikeman7918]

The idea here is simple, tell jokes and laugh at jokes posted by others.

Rules:

1) Keep the jokes apropriate (I will remove any jokes that are not)

2) Avoid repetition

3) Be reasonable and mature about things

I will start by posting 2 jokes as replies to this thread.

[mikeman7918]

What is a pirate's favorite gas?

Argon!

[mikeman7918]

If a pirate built an engine, how would it sound like?

Rummmm Rummmm

[CaptainGiblets]

A lady walks up to the cashier and put her items to check out. She has lettuce, eggs and milk. The cashier looks at the food and then looks at her, he says "You must be single". The girl is shocked and says "Yes how did you know?" And the cashier says "Because your ugly."

[Lord_Potato]

The bartender said, "What do you want?"

A tachyon walked into a bar.

[AletzN1]

What did the wall said to the other wall?

Nothing... Walls don't speak.