Kerbal Quotes

[CaptainGiblets]

"Why doesn't the docking port work, I guess i'll just ram it" -Jeb before breaking Space Lab 1

[Poryy]

"Hat mode ENGAGE!"

- Adley Kerman, before putting his fedora on.

"Delta-V, Delta-V. Does whatever Delta-V does."

-Sigly Kerman, landed on Eve with 2000 M/S of Delta-V.

"EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE YELLOW! WHY IS BILL ALL MELTY? IS THAT A FLYING TANK?"

-Jeb, Bill, and Bob, after being deleted from the universe for replacing designated crews.

[Shna_na]

"Space. Space never changes." - Ron "Perlman" Kerman

[The Error]

"The parachutes deployed? That's a first." -Scott Kerman, IP-NV Valkyrie

[HazelPine]

"Are we there yet?" - Bill Kerman on his way to Jool

"Screw the return, we are setting base here!" - Jeb, after he crashed on the Mun

"We didn't need that bit anyway... I hope." -Bob Kerman trying to believe everything is alright

[FlamingPotatoes]

"So! How much extra fuel have you packed on this one? None? Will I end up not being able to ascend to munar orbit again? Are you sure?" - Bob Kerman shortly before launching in the Novgorod II

[StarVision]

"Of all the souls I've encountered in my travels, Jeb's was the most... Kerbal" - Kirk Kerman

[CaptainGiblets]

"Kerbals always need one thing, that thing is snacks" -Neilwin Kerman

[victory143]

"Xacktar! What did you do to Patmon!"- Patney Kerman, Patmon's smart brother.

[Shna_na]

"Did we deploy the landing legs? Oh wait..." Bill, Bob, and Jebediah Kerman on every pre-0.16 (I believe that's the correct one) mission.

Edited April 1, 2014 by Shna_na
It was Bob that was on board, not Bod.

[Lhathron the Elf]

"It's the Kerbal Way," Jebediah to an Earth tourist.

"Whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE... Oh crap," Bill Kerman, last words.

"If you're about to crash, jump and land on your helmet." Jeb in one of his inspirational speeches.

"One small step for Jebediah, one giant leap for Bill... I'll just jetpack around." Bob's first words on the Mun.

"The Mun is pretty beautiful... When you're not about to crash into it, that is." Scott Kerman when he came back from a solo trip to the Mun.

"DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!" Greg Kerman when Jeb left him on Duna.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Shawn Kerman on the ChEeSeBuRgEr 2000.

[dryer_lint]

"We, as Kerbals, are pioneers, and explorers, and we do cool stuff, and the space program pays you 60 Funds per launch, so that's why you should join the crew of the Experimental Bumblebee One ship!" - Bob Kerman, in a motivational speech to applicants at the KSC

"Time to write another speech, we need a new batch of applicants." - Bob Kerman, in a bunker, 30 seconds after the Bumblebee One "launch"

[CorperalVasquez]

Gentlemen, the trick to flying is to be able to throw oneself at Kerbin, and miss..

[dacamp66]

Quote: "Sir Isaac Kerman (Sir Isaac Newton) is ONE MEAN S.O.B.! That is why CADET VARLEY KERMAN WE DO NOT WING IT UNLESS THE COMPUTER GOES PSYCHOTIC AGAIN!"

Attributed to Jebediah Kerman during one of his tours of duty as Astronaut instructor at the space academy

Edited September 17, 2014 by dacamp66

[dacamp66]

"You can accomplish anything if you throw enough boosters at it"

Large, shiny brass plaque placed prominently on wehrner von kerman's drafting table

[Rainbowtrout]

"It's not murder, it's SCIENCE!"

Every kerbal scientist.

[Xacktar]

"I've got one word for you, just one word! Boosters." -Jebediah Kerman

[dacamp66]

"When in doubt, blow it up"

ancient kerbal proverb

[KSK]

"It's Kerbin… just Kerbin. Only not quite and all of it at once. And the sky - it's full of more stars than you can believe. Greens and blues and brilliant white clouds and then black and stars."

"You're not making any sense, Jeb."

"No, no I don't think I am."

- KIS flight transcripts: Kerbal 1.