May Every Kerbal Damsel's Dress Jump Excitingly: planet mnemonics

[Justy]

Little Jeb was too busy doodling model rockets in his notebook, and didn't pay attention when his teacher was trying to tell him the names of the planets! Little Bill and Bob tell him it's okay, it's easy if he remembers one simple phrase...

• My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas.
  
• Many Very Educated Men Just Screwed Up Nature (minus Pluto; XKCD gave me a better mnemonic for this one but it's not for polite company).
  
• My Very Excellent Mother Constantly Just Serves Us Nachos, Pizzas, Hamburgers, Meatballs and Eggplants (includes Ceres, Haumea, Makemake, Eris).
  

These are mnemonics for helping people remember the names and order of the planets Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and sometimes Pluto. I invite you to comment with your version for the solar system of the Kerbals. Include an "S" or "K" for the Sun/Kerbol if you like, or don't. Ignore Dres as a dwarf planet if you like, though if you do include it, a really good one will include a way to distinguish between the two adjacent D's (in the example in the thread title, DR = Dres. Maybe you'll have a phrase where the first D-word evokes Duna somehow.)

Any ideas?

[WillHop]

My Emerald Koala Died Drowning (in) Jelly Extract

That got weird fast

[Kerboman]

Mom's Extra-Kosher Dog Drove Jack's Escape

...I think my brain's broken.

[Xacktar]

May Each Kerbal Dread Dancing Jigs Everywhere.

[KvickFlygarn87]

My Epic Kerbal Ducks Dance Jet Jitterbug

...wat.

[ZodiaK]

Marshmallows Encourage Knowing Defecation Down Juicily. Estranged.

sorry

[Alchemist]

Mint Enriched Kessler Donuts Drive Jeb Excited

[SpaceSphereOfDeath]

My evergreen kerbals don't dance jumping everywhere.

[WillHop]

Liberals Value Tabasco Burning People

For the moons of Jool?

[problemecium]

May Every Green Kerbal Make Many Daring Incursions, Dying Just Like Very Tired Bad People Everywhere.

[Alchemist]

Many Employees Gets KSC, Many More Desire It: Designing Jetpacks, Launching Various Things, Briefly Pressing Eject...

[User Unrelated]

Mint Enriched Kessler Donuts Drive Jeb Excited

Whenever I get silly with my brother, I always say things like...

"If I ever own a car wash, I'm going to name it *something funny pertaining to car washes we just said*"

and I just immediately thought "If I ever own a donut shop, I am going to name it 'Kessler's Donuts'" hahaha

[Duxwing]

May Every Knight Daily Joust Excellently

-Duxwing

[Boomerang]

In the spirit of mnemonics, my favorite was always:

Kids Playing Catch On the Freeway Go Splat

[SkyRender]

Most Educated Kerbals Desire Due Justice Equally.

[Iforgotthis]

May Every Green Kerbal Make Many Daring Incursions, Dying Just Like Very Tired Bad People Everywhere.

My favourite by far

[Epthelyn]

Most Elevated Kerbals Desire Dangerously Jovial Eels.

With every moon included for extra-descriptive purposes:

Most Elevated (Green) Kerbals (Mostly Male) Desire (, Imminently, ) Dangerously Jovial (Like Vocally Trained Bulgarian Pirahnas) Eels

I admit, that makes very little sense

[panzerknoef]

More Explosions Kick Dodgy Doom Jets Effectively

I'm suprised nobody came up with more explosions so far

[KvickFlygarn87]

May Every Green Kerbal Make Many Daring Incursions, Dying Just Like Very Tired Bad People Everywhere.

....that's more words than planets.

[GuzWaatensen]

Most Extravagant Knights deeply desire juvenile erect ...

Luckily the Kerbol system doesn't have a Pluto...

[DeliciousPi]

....that's more words than planets.

Moho, Eve, Gilly, Kerbin, Mun, Minmus, Duna, Ike, Dres, Jool, Laythe, Vall, Tylo, Bop, Pol, Eeloo.

Me at first: "Huh? What's... huh... that's a lot of words... wait... there's some moons... wait! Clever..."

[razark]

....that's more words than planets.

Yes, but it's just right for planets and moons.