[FORUM GAME] The tall skyscraper game.

[Grove]

You go to level 1, you find Russian Dancing Ponies.

OCC: That\'s not how it goes...

You go up to level 62...

There is a Schweppes factory, you take a break.

[Alfastar]

You go up to level 63...

You find a machine, but what it does is unknown.

[mincespy]

You push the button on the machine and mr.nibbles comes out and starts attacking you, so you go to 64.

You find some pancakes.

[flying_chair]

You got to level 65, You press a button saying 'Pointless' As a result, level 64 catches fire

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

you go to level 66, where the \'offical lower levels\' food court is. Today hasn\'t been your luckiest, though, and you are starving as the only food you had was those penuts, which while nice, were too overly salty. You get some subway and eat it. After about half an hour, the floor moves. Level 64 no longer exists.

[mincespy]

You go to 67, and there is a another poster on the wall advertising silisko industries.

Then a guy with a beard emerges from behind it and says:

'Nope! Chuck Testa.'

[flying_chair]

You go to level 66, which has a cafe in. You order Bomb Surprise. It a real bomb. Level 66 is ruined any you cannot go back on it again

[Alfastar]

You go to level 67....

You hear nonstop: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX

[Radion]

You run to level 68, but its too late, your ears have been burned shut. You locate a button on the floor that says 'push me.'

Do you:

a) Push it

Don\'t push it and go on

c) Don\'t push it and go back to level 67

d) Shoot it with a conveniently placed bazooka.

[Inquisitor]

You push the button, and sprint to level 69 [taking the conveniently placed bazooka], arriving to find an ongoing Bacchanalia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacchanalia.

Your options:

a) use bazooka on party

ignore party, but keep bazooka

c) join party, but loose bazooka in the chaos and shenanigans that ensues S:| (frustrating because it is the obvious right decsion) ;P

In the mean time you wonder what pushing that button did...

[jgjiscool]

You choose option and climb to level 70. There you find some bloke by the name of Jebediah Kerman who asks you to test his vehicle. Do you?

a) Yes

No

[Caesar15]

a. Yes

it blast you through the roof and you black out, when you wake up, your on level 71 and a group of nerds playing KSP

[flying_chair]

Go to level 72, zombie invasion.Do you

A) Use bazooka on zombies

B)Use bazooka on self

C) Go to level 72

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

In an extreme amount of luck, the bazooka that you held onto has now got a use. In one shot, most of the zombies are gone. You walk up to level 73, where the windows are big, and light shines in, hitting your now scared faces. This isn\'t the sun though, this is the moon and the stars. You feel at home, and sleep under the glowing stars until morning in which you.

(1) procead upwards in the elevator to level 74

(2) jump out the window and fall to your death

(3) Do a portrat of jeb

(4) Make pigion pie

(5) blind yourself by looking at the sun.

[Inquisitor]

You choose option 2, you leap out the window to get a better view of the stars. However before meeting the fate you have sent so many kerbals to, this roman god steps in...

He transports you to 75th floor, offers you the glass of crimson liquid [see painting] and asks why you snubbed his party on the 69th floor. (he is of course the god Bacchous aka Dionysus, host of divine parties, perhaps you should have stayed)

a) you answer at your discretion

you take the a sip from the eerily beckoning crimson liquid, you must have

c) you remember that there was a timer on the button that you pushed back on floor 68, it should almost have run out by now :

[flying_chair]

You got back down to level one, where there is Chuck Norris, he roundhouse kicks you up to level 80

[mincespy]

You got back down to level one, where there is Chuck Norris, he roundhouse kicks you up to level 80

No. Play by the rules like everyone else.

[Misterspork]

Option b:

The elixir is a highly intoxicating alcohol and you get knocked out.

When you wake up you find yourself on level 76 somehow...

[Inquisitor]

Apparently having drinks from divine parties are really bad for you, as your mind clears and as you start to think straight you remember that it is impossible to violate the laws of mincespy er I mean physics. So you are either on floor 76, or 74. You radio Kerbal command center to get a fix on your location, Jeb picks up he tells you that...

a) you should spend the rest of the next two weeks studying for your philosophy finals because only here lies the answer to all questions, and your grade (guess what i\'m procrastinating on..) :-[

he\'ll build a quick rocket to come and find you

c) the only important thing you need to know is that... kchzzzzz.. shhhhhhhhhh... [radio breaks on jeb\'s end, presumably from the use of too many boosters]

d) it is what ever floor you believe it to be, and there are no objective truths ??? [theres a philosophy joke there] :

[jgjiscool]

You choose option C) and then hear a ferocious noise as Jeb\'s rocket tears up the building through the elevator shaft (Yes the one with crime scene tape on it) and drags you up to floor: 'The one you were on before plus one.'

You see a sign saying 'Welcome to the 77th floor!'

Then you see a sign saying 'Welcome to the 75th floor!'

Choose one of the following:

A) You are on the 77th floor and Jeb\'s rocket is now broken.

You are on the 75th floor and Jeb\'s rocket is now broken.

C) You are on the 76th floor and Jeb was wrong.*

* AND his rocket is now broken.

[Inquisitor]

Option B: After looking at the mangled signs you realize that the sign saying 'Welcome to the 77th floor!' is so mangled that it really is says 'Welcome to the L.L. floor!' referring to the 'lobby level' floor. Jeb\'s rocket must have clipped it on the way up. So know you know that you are on the 75 floor, what do you find? Antimatter of course.

At the prospect of actually becoming rocket fuel, Jeb makes a mad dash for it, he must become rocket.

Your options:

a) try to stop Jeb out of compassion for him

try to stop Jeb out of a sense of self preservation, any antimatter reaction would surely destroy this floor

c) order a Mai Tai*, sit back and watch the fireworks. Because you know that Jeb always comes back from the dead.

*

Which fortifies your resistance to antimatter reactions

[Caesar15]

option C

you go tot he 77th floor and see osama bin ladens diary

1. Read it

2. Blow it up

3. Go to the enxt floor

[jgjiscool]

1. It turns out that this is not Osama Bin Laden\'s diary, it\'s a book called Osam Bin Layer and it looks quite tatty. You think about throwing it in the rubbish bin when you see another flight of stairs - how many floors does this building have?!

Do you:

A) Stop to put the book in the rubbish bin.

Leave it just where it is.

C) Run up the stairs quickly and take the book with you.

[Alfastar]

C)

You go up to level 78...

You find a troll, sleeping.

Do you:

A) Go away and go to level 79

You wake him up and you don\'t know what he do,s.

[Monkthespy]

B