Dumb Ways to Die in Kerbal Space Program

[Commissioner Tadpole]

(Yes, I know Dumb Ways to Die is from 2012, but I don't care!)

Run out of fuel in your ascent

Forget your parachutes

Attempt to fly Jebediah-style

Fly under the rift in Minmus' north pole

(Chorus)

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Attempt to land on the Sun

Believe Minmus is made of mint

Use parachutes to land on the Mün

Refuse to add struts to your 700-part vessel

(Chorus)

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Run out of oxygen

Go overboard with HyperEdit

Let Danny2462 control

Forget to add a toilet to your pod

(Chorus)

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Think you can breathe on Laythe

Overload your game with modifications

Use the K-drive and summon the Kraken

I wonder what's PhysWarp 4x?

(Chorus)

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie...

So many dumb ways to die!

Head to Eeloo without upgrading your Time Warp

Underestimate Tylo's gravity power

Attempt to land on Duna but crashland on Ike

Overshoot your manuever node due to very high time warp

Believe your computer can withstand Whackjob's vessels

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly!

They're the dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die!

Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie...

So many dumb...

So many dumb...

So many dumb ways to die!

Be safe when playing Kerbal Space Program.

It'd be nice if there was an actual video using these lyrics, though...

[Joshwoo70]

sorry for update but this looks good!

needs someone to put it into a vid

[Tw1]

Nice one! Video is hard, but maybe you could get pics of some.

(Also, from you location thing: congrats on your marriage to Minmus!...

[Joshwoo70]

Run out of fuel in your ascent *crashing on kerbin*
Forget your parachutes*any ideas?*
Attempt to fly Jebediah-style*jeb barrel roll crash*
Fly under the rift in Minmus' north pole*insert danny2462 minmus vid*

(Chorus)
Dumb ways to Space
So many dumb ways to Space
Dumb ways to Spa-a-ace
So many dumb ways to Space

Attempt to land on the Sun *overheat f3 screen*
Believe Minmus is made of mint*huh?*
Use parachutes to land on the Eve *parachute ripping ship appart.
Refuse to add struts to your 700-part vessel *epic explosions!*

(Chorus)
Dumb ways to Space
So many dumb ways to Space
Dumb ways to Spa-a-ace
So many dumb ways to Space

Run out of snacks*zoomin on resource food/snacks tacls or snacks! Mod*
Go overboard with HyperEdit *NaN error kracken?*
Let Danny2462 control*danny kerman in pod and spinnimg put of control*
Forget to add a toilet to your pod*huh? *

(Chorus)
Dumb ways to Space
So many dumb ways to Space
Dumb ways to Spa-a-ace
So many dumb ways to Space

Think you can breathe on Eve *maybe eve stranded kerbal use tacls dies of co2 poisoning*
Overload your game with modifications *crash screen*
Use the K-drive and summon the Kraken *
I wonder [B]what does the weapon manager do[/B]?
*insert bdarmoury bomb explosions*
(Chorus)
Dumb ways to Space
So many dumb ways to Space
Dumb ways to Spa-a-ace...
So many dumb ways to Space!

Head to Eeloo without increasing your Time Warp
Underestimate Tylo's gravity power
Attempt to land on Duna but crashland on Ike *footage of crash land*
Overshoot your manuever node at very high time warp
Believe your computer can withstand Whackjob's vessels *epic lag fps counter*
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly!

They're the dumbest ways to Space
Dumbest ways to Space!
Dumbest ways to Spa-a-a-ace...
So many dumb...
So many dumb...
So many dumb ways to Space!

Be safe when playing Kerbal Space Program.

edited to be related to ksp.

If any questions ask me I am very open to constructive criticism.

Edited December 12, 2014 by Joshwoo69

[zekes]

this is great

[Joshwoo70]

I searched dumb ways to die ksp in google and this poped out.

why no one realise it?!