Funny loading screen combos . . . .

[problemecium]

There have been a couple times I got "Answering Ultimate Question" and THEN "Calculating Ultimate Answer." Sooooo what was the first answer then? Before you went back to actually calculate it? xD

Also, "Combobulating Discombobulator" counts as a funny combination by itself.

[Lhathron the Elf]

I often get "Biding time" when the loading bar is seemingly full but it has not finished loading yet. Makes me think the game is actually fully loaded already and it just wants to wait a bit before showing me the main menu.

I swear it has done this to me so much! I think it's Bill.

[merendel]

I laughed when I once got "Locating Jebediah Kerman" followed by "Untangling Space Tape". I just had this mental immage of bill and bob wondering where jeb was and then locating him in a tangled ball of space tape

[Terminater05]

I got " motivating Kerbals", and then "Recruiting Kerbals", and I just imagine a kerbal giving a motivation speech to an empty lecture hall, and then somebody realizes that there are no Kerbals there and so they go and recruit some Kerbals

[Curveball Anders]

43 minutes ago, Terminater05 said:

I got " motivating Kerbals", and then "Recruiting Kerbals", and I just imagine a kerbal giving a motivation speech to an empty lecture hall, and then somebody realizes that there are no Kerbals there and so they go and recruit some Kerbals

Or maybe they had to be motivated before they can be recruited

[basic.syntax]

They went crazy with these phrases during the forum migration  list archived here  

 

[wibou7]

On 2014-06-17 at 8:59 AM, mnemon said:

...

"Ductaping Struts"

(If some of these or all are not witty at all, I hope I will be forgiven, since I am not a native speaker)

Well that one made me laugh. Oh so very Kerbal

[[email protected]]

subscribed!

[Mahnarch]

I would add;

 

Forewarning Coroner.

 

or, rather, Koroner.

[monophonic]

My 0.02€: Equating rockets.

[Mr. Kerman]

I found a hillarious one:

Doing Barrel Rolls -> Bracing for Impact -> Negotiating Gravity

I imagine a kerbal spinning insanely in their rocket barreling towards a planet whilst asking gravity to be less.

[Gapone]

Flying Safe -----) Extinguishing Flames

Treating Astronaut Complex -----) Locating Jebediah Kerman -----) i forgot what but it was hillarious

[Fraston]

Well, I got a loading hint that was perfect with the picture showing.

I got Jeb and Val holding hands, and the screen said “attaching nodes.” It was on my very first boot-up of the game.

then, later, I got the same picture, but saying “locating Jebidiah Kerman” No explanations needed.

[Reformed Kerbal Killer]

On 6/17/2014 at 12:39 AM, Javster said:

I had no idea they were random. Plus it takes so long to load I usually do something else while it does its thing.

I have a very slow computer as well

we bought the keyboard & mouse on Ebay, the monitor we had bought from someone and it was lying around the shed, and the computer brain and 1/3 of the hard drives were from my mum's computer, and another 1/3 of hard drives doesn't work so I have to hope that it is the correct one when I turn it on. I mostly use my iPad, like now, becauseitis much faster

I corrected the typo at "because" but it only got worse