Noname117 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Next time you come here, please don't mistake the toilet for your soup. It frightens other customers.Waiter! there's a keyboard in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 You ordered it like that. See? if you type on the keybaord, words form out of the letters in your alphabet soup!Waiter! There's an orange portal in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalodon 720 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 At least the blue one's not on the mun Waiter, there's a bowl on the table with soup spilled around it. Did you read the instructions backwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 I followed the instructions perfectly fine. Ordering soup in a bowl with holes in it is a very odd request, and failure of the bowl to hold any liquids should be expectedWaiter, this doesn't taste like soup. And it looks yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Oops, wrong bowl. We have no toilets, you see.Waiter, there is a Masamune in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 You asked for a sharp taste, didn't you? Oh my gosh that the worst joke I have ever made.Waiter, there's a Danny2462 in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Yes, yes there is. I would advise you to be careful, you never know what Kraken he'll summon... *looks around warily*Waiter! There's rocket fuel in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Yes there is. We had a nice barrel of 12 year old "jumbo 64" fuel in the cellar and we thought we'd crack it today. contrary to popular belief, it does in fact taste like oranges.Waiter! There's a paradox in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmorpher Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 *Universe explodes*Waiter there seems to be a small semi-stable tourism fed nation in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lajoswinkler Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Don't worry, it won't be there for long!Waiter, there's a Goomba in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Just jump on it, it will go away. *walks away while whispering "don't notice the landmine, don't notice the landmine."Waiter! There's a grenade in my sou--- *BOOM!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 ...Waiter, there's soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 SOUPCEPTION!Waiter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's a... a... a CRACKER in my soup!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 It's edible. Eat it. Waiter, there's two muddy rubber boots in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 That's just the 'Soldier' washing his boots. Watch out, he's coming now..Waiter, there's a worm in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 That's a noodle.Waiter, there's a copy of Frozen playing in my soup! I know it's not a mobile device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jack Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 It's just the six year old behind youWaiter there's a Mun rock in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 No worries! It's an artificial mun rock. We're going mun free because of those new diets everyone is following.Waiter! There's a footprint in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 No, that's a bootprint. You ordered the muddy boot soup without the boot.Waiter, there's a Korean Nuclear War in my soup! It appears the North is winning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Just turn the bowl around so the South is winning. Much easier than having the American army come into our restaurant and trash up the place (and little will result from it anyways)Waiter! I ordered chicken broth! Why is it green, bubbling, and clucking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Oh, just sterilize the soup. The alien creature should be dead.WAITER! There's a rip in spacetime in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Don't be silly, that's just a mark on the inside of the bowl.Waiter, there's a in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) Lemme fix that gif:*BOOM*Got it!Waiter there's a soup in my soup!This isn't an infraction of rule 2.3 of the KSP Forums, IT ISN'T RIGHT?!?! Edited July 28, 2014 by Lundmunchkins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Don't worry! You can enjoy your soup twice!Waiter! There's a dandelion in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) No, that's the vase on your table. Your soup hasn't been delivered yet.Waiter, there's the video in my signature in my soup! Edited July 28, 2014 by Sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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