boontze Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Quick! Doctor! He's going............. *whispers* MLG. (Doctor) *faints* WAITER! There is an angry Russian in my soup; I think he's making something.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Yes, that's a nuke. Also, run if you value your life. Waiter! I shot my soup, and there's still a hole. It's been 20 minutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedwinKnockman66 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Now repair our dishes or we just kick you! Waiter! there space Pirates in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 "Wha-" "GIVE US YOUR DAMN CARGO!" Brid Dogs to Nakhon Phanom AB, we've got some Viet-Congs at somewhere around 48QWE327. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Sir, you're currently not in a warship, you're in a restaurant. Waiter, there's a [insert overwatch related joke] in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedwinKnockman66 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Replace it with TF2 or Battleborn joke. Waiter! there that gun in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boontze Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 You ordered the 'Blow your head off' special, did you not? WAITER! I blew on my soup and its getting hotter. LOOK OUT SHE'S GONNA' BLOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedwinKnockman66 Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 You just blow up Dr.Magnuson Soup in microwave! Waiter! there Mechanoid from Artifical Intelegence machine by Skyriver studios rest in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 It looks tasty, so why don't you eat it? Waiter, there's a living pigeon in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaytheDragon Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Don't worry, it is just delivering the dessert menu for you! Waiter! There is a ceiling fan in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duski Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Yes, and it seems to have spilled your soup everywhere while attempting to cool you down. Waiter! There's a Nuclear War between some little creatures in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji13 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 What do you expect, they're from North Korea? Waiter, there's a bugfix in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedwinKnockman66 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) Quickly Make a New update full of bugs. Waiter! there C.A.P.E.P Space ship crash in my soup! https://skfb.ly/QVYz Edited July 26, 2016 by TedwinKnockman66 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duski Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Did you not order the emergency landing soup? Waiter! There's a drive by sticky bomb thrower from GTA V in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 (edited) Nah, that's just Tracer throwing a bomb at the spoon. You must be playing too much GTA for mistaking Tracer for an ordinary bomb thrower! Waiter, there's a killer bunny in my soup! Edited July 27, 2016 by ZentroCatson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith977 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." King Arthur: Right. One... two... five. Galahad: Three, sir. King Arthur: Three. Waiter, there's a cloud of chlorine in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Eh, just drink it. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?TM Waiter, there's nothing in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmostNASA Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 (edited) Well, nothing happens to your soup. Waiter! There is some angry Sicilians, Italians, Germans, and Greeks the line of my Soup! And Caesar is giving me the No Face Edited July 27, 2016 by AlmostNASA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Here: Have some angry samurai and ninja. Waiter, an apollo capsule just landed in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Well, you did order the out of this world special, did you not? Waiter! There's a bowl of soup floating in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedwinKnockman66 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 But you are ordered Our product Soup n' soup waiter there evil doctor Pyccknn! Hello you little american kids i'm evil doctor Boris Ivanovich Pyccknn! I'm gonna capture that forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Who put HIM in the kitchen? Waiter, there's an alpaca in my soup! And it's singing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Weird. The Alpaca should be dancing, not singing. Waiter, Yuri Gagarin is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 You did order the из этого мира soup, right? Waiter! There's no soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 You ordered a salad. Waiter! My soup is becoming interested in extraterrestrials and exoplanets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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