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Breaking news - a boulder rolled down a hill on Mars and landed upright


lajoswinkler

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Obviously it's staged by the same people who faked the moon landings, caused 9/11, are brainwashing us with microwaves and radioactive wifi, and make us have to wear tinfoil hats!

Don't forget the chemtrail behind the planes!

Also, I see you have been brainwashed by the conspirators: 9/11 never happened! the planes was there just to deliver some sort of giant invisibility cloak!

They put faked debris just to make people think it was real!

Don't trust me? Well, does it make sense that a big and solid tower collapse?

Does it make sense that a collapsing tower create so much debris?

Does it make sense that we need so much time to remove those debris and that they wanted to rebuild a tower there?

no! It's obvious that they faked it just to declare a war to make weapon industry rich!

They put faked debris and decided to "rebuild" it to prevent people from going there and walk into the tower!

Also, you may say that some has walked into the area of the site was only actors who knew exactly where to walk to avoid the towers; the few individual who managed to get to the site were brainwashed to believe they never went there.

(yeah, I'm a hardcore conspiracy theorist).

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Oh my god, it was clearly all funded by Tony Stark so HE could get even more rich. It all makes sense now!

It's also pretty cool that we saw this happen. I'm sure it happens pretty often because of how fast the winds on Mars are. We just managed to see it this time.

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"Hm. We need some way to justify our billions so we can have more billions in time for the real Mars mission."

"Hey, you might want to take a look at this."

"What is it? A strange signal? An obviously sapient-made structure?"

"No, a rock rolled down a hill on Mars."

"Interesting..."

ROCK ROLLS DOWN HILL ON MARS

Scientists debate how fast it rolled

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Oh my god, it was clearly all funded by Tony Stark so HE could get even more rich. It all makes sense now!

It's also pretty cool that we saw this happen. I'm sure it happens pretty often because of how fast the winds on Mars are. We just managed to see it this time.

Probably not that frequent any more, most rocks that were close to the top of a hill must have fallen long ago. Without tectonics or water erosion, new slopes for rocks to tumble down must be pretty rare.

Anybody has data on how many boulders are on top of hills vs the bottom of valleys?

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