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What do we do with a Drunken kerbal? A space shanty.


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♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Oh, What do we do with a drunken kerbal? ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ What do we do with a drunken kerbal? ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ What do we do with a drunken kerbal? ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ In high Kerbol orbit? ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Put him in his own pod 'till he's sober, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫Put him in his own pod 'till he's sober, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Put him in his own pod 'till he's sober, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ In high Kerbol orbit! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫Pitch, yaw, RCS fires! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Pitch, yaw, RCS fires! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Pitch, yaw, RCS fires! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ In high Kerbol orbit!. ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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♪♪ Keep him away from expensive landers, ♫♪

♪♫ Keep him away from expensive landers, ♫♫

♪♪ Keep him away from expensive landers, ♪♫

♫♫ In high Kerbol orbit! ♪♪

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♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Fire her off with a blast from the engines, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Fire her off with a blast from the engines, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Fire her off with a blast from the engines, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ In high Kerbol orbit! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Pitch, yaw, RCS fires! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Pitch, yaw, RCS fires! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Pitch, yaw, RCS fires! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ In high Kerbol orbit! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Offer him a one way trip to Eve, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Offer him a one way trip to Eve, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Offer him a one way trip to Eve, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ In high Kerbol orbit! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Send her to Jool for a little sky diving, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Send her to Jool for a little sky diving, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Send her to Jool for a little sky diving, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ In high Kerbol orbit! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Offer him up as a snack for the kraken, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Offer him up as a snack for the kraken, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Offer him up as a snack for the kraken, ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ In high Kerbol orbit! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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Now it's your turn! That's how shanties work right?

Forum, you guys add what you would do with a drunken kerbal,

what you would do with a drunken kerbal,

what you would do with a drunken kerbal, in high kerbol orbit!

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♪♪Toss him out from the cargo airlock,♫♪

♪♪Toss him out from the cargo airlock,♫♪

♪♪Toss him out from the cargo airlock,♫♪

♪♪In high Kerbol orbit!♫♪

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The Error said:
♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ªToss him out from the cargo airlock,♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ªToss him out from the cargo airlock,♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫Toss him out from the cargo airlock,♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫In high Kerbol orbit! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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UpsilonAerospace said:
If people come up with enough verses, I may put my singing talent* and my violin to work, and make a little video...

That would be awesome! You have permission and whatever, if you decide to go for it.

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♪♪Tell him that parachutes work on the Mun,♫♪

♪♪Tell him that parachutes work on the Mun,♫♪

♪♪Tell him that parachutes work on the Mun,♫♪

♪♪In high Kerbol orbit!♫♪

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♪♪Transfer him to the SSTO program,♫♪

♪♪Transfer him to the SSTO program,♫♪

♪♪Transfer him to the SSTO program,♫♪

♪♪In high Kerbol orbit!♫♪

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Maybe I should be sorting these into a proper order. Hmm, maybe eventually.

SelectHalfling0 said:
♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫Tell him that parachutes work on the Mun,♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫Tell him that parachutes work on the Mun,♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♫

♫♪♫♪♫Tell him that parachutes work on the Mun,♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫In high Kerbol orbit!♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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The Jedi Master said:
♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Transfer him to the SSTO program,♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♫

♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♫Transfer him to the SSTO program,♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫Transfer him to the SSTO program,♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫In high Kerbol orbit!♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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Avera9eJoe said:
Put him in bed [with] the kraken's daughter... oh wait. CAPTAIN I meant captain.

Hmm, getting a little risqué....

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Or:

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Or:

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♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ In high Kerbol orbit! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Pitch, yaw, RCS fires! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Pitch, yaw, RCS fires! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ Pitch, yaw, RCS fires! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ In high Kerbol orbit! ♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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I think we can probably do a few more...

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Awww - cute Kraken!

*cough*

♪♪ Send him to Eeloo, with no coffee.♫♪

♪♪ Send him to Eeloo, with no coffee.♫♪

♪♪ Send him to Eeloo, with no coffee.♫♪

♫♫ In high Kerbol orbit! ♪♪

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♪♪ Change the locks on the snacks compartment,♫♪

♪♪ change the locks on the snacks compartment,♫♪

♪♪ change the locks on the snacks compartment,♫♪

♫♫ In high Kerbol orbit! ♪♪

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