Explain that to the insurance agency

[mikeman7918]

The window wasn't designed for that because none of the engineers ever thought that the capsule would be buried in mud.

An engineer accidentally launches a rocket before the crew could get in.

[General Rarity]

Well, we are testing mechjeb out.

You run out of fuel and snacks on Duna, and the space rangers have to rescue you.

[mikeman7918]

The engineers were told to Put a Kerbal on Duna, nobody ever said anything about bringing them back.

Your space plane falls short of the runway when you try to land it.

[Starwhip]

There was no runway, Jeb broke it for the third time this week!

You forgot to put the fuel lines in the Asparagus Launcher.

[Kinglet]

Well, I thought it is a mission to do science on asparagus while in space. So I used a normal launcher.

One of my mini cakes that I sold gave someone food poisoning.

[mikeman7918]

I am not even going to explain it, I am just sewing you.

Your rocket engines accidentally ignite while the ship is still in the VAB.

[Lhathron the Elf]

The launch pad was broken, so we had to use the VAB to launch.

Jebediah gets kebola while on an unscheduled mission to Minmus.

[Mr_Brain]

If you ask any further question about this mission, the kerbals in the black helicopters will come here. There's a reason it isn't officially scheduled.

A truck delivering the RTGs and the monopropellant to the KSC crashed, a lot of radioactive material and extremely toxic fuel got into the ocean.

[mikeman7918]

That's totally a routine thing we do to control fish population.

Your rocket is 10 m/s of delta v short of making it into a stable Kerbin orbit.

[Sun]

Get out and push.

Jeb accidentally detonated his nuke at launch.

[mikeman7918]

The exterminator did that. We hired him to get rid of the rats.

Your space probe was accidentally sent to the wrong planet.

[Overfloater]

You said the big one with rings... Jupiter's big! And it does have rings! >:-(

What were you thinking installing the air intakes inside the fuel tank??

[Lhathron the Elf]

We found it along the side of the road.

The goblins break the tracking station.

[mikeman7918]

Jeb was experimenting with an intermedia portal between the Kerbal Space Program universe and the Lord of the Rings universe.

You are on the Mun and forgot where you parked your space ship.

[Mr_Brain]

We're just testing our new stealth paint.

You mounted your boosters upside down.

[mikeman7918]

One of the engineers read the instruction manual upside down.

You find out the hard way that your parachutes had a big rip in them.

[Orion1500]

The craft only had to land, it wasn't specified that it should be softly.

You find out your Mun base was sucked into the core of the Mun.

[General Rarity]

The Mun's alive, according to our evidence. It ate our Mun base.

Your transfer stage with 12 NERVAs re-enters Kerbin's atmosphere.

[megatiger78]

we wanted to see if we kould give the Krussians radiation poisoning.

corruptions broke into the VAB

[mikeman7918]

I don't know what that means.

You redirect an asteroid to land on the VAB.

[pauldbk99]

I don't know what that means.

You redirect an asteroid to land on the VAB.

Well the R&D said they wanted to have an asteroid to research, how could I have possibly known that they meant orbit instead of the KSC?

[mikeman7918]

You didn't give a scenario, so I have nothing to explain.

Your rocket explodes on the launch pad.

[AeroAviation]

Jeb ripped a tag off a mattress.

Your mothership crashed into the face of the Mun.

[Sun]

One of our supposed fighters planted a nuke inside!

(Independence Day reference)

Well, first off, the soil on Laythe is softer and wetter than predicted.... which did not bode well for our lander.

[mikeman7918]

It's not our fault that our scientists are incompetent.

Your space ship crashes into Jool.