Explain that to the insurance agency

[Sun]

I told Jeb to NOT fire the thrusters while aerobreaking.

About that Laythe lander....... We need to launch a lifter immediately to pick it out of the Laythian mud.

[Master Tao]

We were not informed that Laythe is a water world prior to the mission.

Your lifter failed to reach target altitude because of excess mass.

[Sun]

Just drop some boosters!

Ok, bring me the scientists of the Laythe mapping mission! I told them to report any water they found with the probe! Laythe is mostly water! How wouldn't you know?

[AeroAviation]

The scientists that we hired were blind, they just presumed its like any other moon.

Your Duna lander smashes into Ike.

[Mr_Brain]

It was actually a kerbal sacrifice so Ike wouldn't be hungry when the /real/ lander arrives.

You forgot the photovoltaic panels.

[mikeman7918]

The Battman batteries said on them that they would fulfill our power needs, so I didn't think that photovoltaics were nesesery.

Your Duna rover looses a wheel.

[Orion1500]

Eh, whatever, it's still got three more.

A small manned rocket leaves Kerbin's SOI, and doesn't have the delta-v to return.

[CelticCossack51]

The rocket was made by elementary students.

Your 1,000,000 KerbalMoney Duna probe fell back to Kerbin

[Sun]

Eh, Kerbal money is only worth $0.00000000001 per.

Well, about that lander.... The capsule ejected from the buried lander, but they forgot to repack the chute. Oops.

[Vaporo]

And you didn't make regular quicksaves?

The ELP (Extremely Large Probe) forgot to extend its solar panels, so it accidentally collided with Duna and caused it to deorbit into the sun. We asking for the value of Duna in compensation.

[mrrpamplemousse]

We thought that Duna orbit was on rail!

Your sentient super computer killed the crew of Kiscovery.

[Mr_Brain]

They should've read the fine print of their contracts. "The Kerbal Space Program cannot be held accountable for any damage resulting from participating in Kerbal Space Program activities."

Your fancy new experimental SSTO plane crashed into a mountain.

[Norpo]

It's not my fault that the atmosphere is made out of pea soup!

Your ship accidentally collided with the Kerbal Space Station at 50 m/s.

[mikeman7918]

I was distracted playing with water in zero G.

You are out of fuel and going .1 m/s too slow.

[GloriousWater]

Jeb left some snacks in the fuel tank, which aren't suitable as rocket fuel.

You accidentally blow up the launch pad.

[megatiger78]

that was intentional. we filled it with C4 to boost orbital velocity.

you ate my pie?

[Mr_Brain]

How do you know?? I destroyed all evidence!

The engineers forgot to install the glass panes of the Cupola module. Now the entire space station has accidentally been de-pressurized.

[mikeman7918]

One of the engineers broke the glass before we installed it he thought nobody would notice if it was not there because you can just see right through it anyway.

Your lander creates a new crater on the Mun

[Mr_Brain]

Our astronomers said they were bored with having to look at the same Mun every day, so we changed it a bit!

Your craft only has jet engines. On its Mun landing stage.

[Ikaneko]

It's not my fault we have budget cuts!

One of your kerbals was ejected onto an escape trajectory during an "accident" with a mass relay.

[megatiger78]

danny got into mission control again.

you let danny in mission control?

[mikeman7918]

We thought he was the pizza delivery guy.

You destroy the VAB.

[SmartS=true]

We didn't know that the new fuel was nitroglycerin!

Your Laythe Colinization Mothership aerobraked to low, and now all 413 kerbals onboard are dead.

[bounding star]

na, they're restin'!

Jeb went for an "unscheduled eva" during launch...

[mikeman7918]

He noticed that he forgot the crackers. (that's a reference to an episode of Wallace and Gromit)

You blew the space center's budget on snacks.

Edited November 24, 2014 by mikeman7918