Explain that to the insurance agency

[megatiger78]

some guy called BK ate them all.

you threw bob and bill out the window without spacesuits while aerobraking?

[Ikaneko]

I thought they were henchmen of Hanland. My role as Kirrim is accomplished.

Your boosters destroyed ALL f the KSC??

[Rolanvorxariat]

Nah, those were elementary school students that were testing the boosters on the KSC campus.

You accidentially brought a bit of bacteria from laythe back to kerbin.

[Ya_Boi_Assault]

I thought it was a ingredient in Koka-Kola

Your Combat Aircraft exploded when it barley got into the air

[Noname117]

Our North Korean best-jets do not break, so it must have been Capitalist sabotage!!! Just like the last 12 times.

You fly your jet into the water so you can do some intake skipping.

[mikeman7918]

It's what the engineers do in their spare time.

You get 3 Kerbals stranded on the Mun.

[Mr_Brain]

They asked for vacation. They got it.

The parachutes ripped off.

[Sun]

Well, that explains why they were left on the side of the road before we found them!

Laythe freezes over while your submarine is exploring underwater.

[mikeman7918]

We were never told that things freeze on Laythe.

You accidentally slingshot your Mun lander into interplanetary space.

[GloriousWater]

Well, the delta-v of a Kerbin escape burn is very similar to that of a Munar transfer burn and Jeb got a little excited.

You get stuck in an 83000km Eve polar orbit with no fuel or engines.

[Sun]

Well, at least they aren't trapped at the surface.

Turns out, Laythe's islands don't have very stable upper layers. (And no, it's not an obsession thing.)

[Mr_Brain]

The scientists said data from the oceans was more valuable for some reason.

The engineers attached the heatshield on the wrong end of the capsule.

[Tangle]

You should have reentered the other way then.

Jool is now half the size of Kerbin.

[Noname117]

Danny must've touched our shrink ray. If we don't receive insurance coverage for this, we'll let him keep it. Which is not good for anyone. So I suggest you cover this incident.

One of your atomic rocket motors experiences a meltdown shortly after takeoff.

[Mr_Brain]

That wasn't improper usage, it's the supplier's fault that they made it possible to remove the "do not turn engine up to 11" sticker.

B.K. brought potato chips to the space station, now crumbs are getting into the life support systems, which can't be good.

[megatiger78]

we said he could stay alive if he brought his own snacks.

your bop lander awakened the kraken

[Noname117]

Danny must've removed the "might awaken kraken" warning label we had put on him earlier when we made him mission controller. And that "how to awake the dead" book should come with a warning label to not give it to Danny as well! Same as the "how to give anything superpowers" book!

Bop crashes into Laythe.

[mikeman7918]

Laythe ran a red light.

Two of your space stations collide in orbit.

[mikeman7918]

(Nobody has posted in a while, so I am posting again)

The Kerbals that were supposed to be monitoring the stations were playing Kall of Duity.

You dock with a space station going way too fast.

[megatiger78]

it need more boosters.

you forgot the boosters

[mikeman7918]

All of our boosters were used up on the last launch (which had a LOT of them).

The space center runs out of funds.

[Vaporo]

For SCIENCE!!!!!!

Spaceplane snapped in half while in space.

[megatiger78]

that was intentional. Danny got into mission control again

you attached an extra l to the mission control sign, and now all missions en in the Kerbonauts getting trolled.

[mikeman7918]

You didn't post a scenario.

Your asteroid lander probe crashes into an asteroid.

[megatiger78]

that was intentional.

you didn't read my scenario?