Guest Fyre Flare Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) So now KH has been completely screwed up now, I will now be the next Kerbal History Maker .Rules:1. Everyone must post in Chronological order (in order of time)2. Must not contain obscene content3. Must not be longer than 3 sentence per response (DO NOT USE SUPER-DUPER LONG SENTENCES)5. Kerbals Exist in 100, Kerbals go to space in 500, Present is 5000, Humans will be met in 6000, Extinction of Kerbals is 10000.6. NO TIME TRAVEL7. NO SKIPPING YEARS, EVERY YEAR OF HISTORY COUNTSREADY GO!100: Kerbals begin to roam Kerbin.101: Kerbals make Fire.102: 2 tribes are formed, Zokesia (Later will become Zokesia Skunksworks) and The Flarons.103: Zokesia is recongnized as the only Kerbals to speak Reverse-German instead of Reverse-Spanish. Edited December 13, 2014 by Fyre Flare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 104: The Spacus (later will become Space Program) tribe forms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 104:Kebola is discovered to not be possible to exist (PREEMPTIVE STRIKE)105:The last KIONICLE fails to travel to this new universe. space marines are humans and cannot get here yet, so you get a basic break from them.105.5:Kats are discovered.107:Kats are domesticated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) 110: The possibility of kionicles and space marines is ruled to be ZERO. (Basically, no space mariones or kionicles.)150: Half of the Kerbal tribes form the Mudonian Republic, which has its construction industry very involved with mud (bricks).155: Half of the remaining Kerbal tribes form the Foruminian Republic. Its citizens don't like mud, and therefore doesn't have very good ties to the Mudonians. (Foruminian = Forum. Like these forums.) (Mudonian = Mud. Like me.) Edited November 17, 2014 by Sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 1055.5: The Kats are discovered to be more intelligent then kerbals, and declare mud illegal.1056: Kat mechs prevent kerbals from leaving the Kat empire or rebelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 1057: A war begins to rage between the Kerbals and Kats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fyre Flare Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 People, Don't skip 900 friggin years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 1058: Kerbals miraculously make a time machine. Not so miraculously, a malfunction ends up sending everyone back to 156. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 (edited) 100: Kerbals begin to roam Kerbin.101: Kerbals make Fire.102: 2 tribes are formed, Zokesia (Later will become Zokesia Skunksworks) and The Flarons.103: Zokesia is recongnized as the only Kerbals to speak Reverse-German instead of Reverse-Spanish.I'm so touched I'm speechless....157: Zokesia takes advantage of the time-slip and conquers colonizes Duna. Edited November 18, 2014 by zekes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 158: The Foruminian Republic and the Mudonian Republic go to war, and after the Mudonians conquer Foruminia, they unite all of Kerbin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 158: The Foruminian Republic and the Mudonian Republic go to war, and after the Mudonians conquer Foruminia, they unite all of Kerbin.159-200: The Zokesians get really mad that someone forgot they were still on kerbin, and wage a war against the Mudonians. After long fighting, they agree to a treaty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 201: The Mudonians and Zokesians are so peaceful that they unite, forming the Union of Skerbal Sausage Republics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 201: The Mudonians and Zokesians are so peaceful that they unite, forming the Union of Skerbal Sausage Republics.201-209: Peace210: An angry citizen thinks the name is stupid, and the empire fragments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 211: The USSR (see what I did with the name?) collapses into 15 countries: Karmenia, Kazerbaijan, Kelarus, Kestonia, Keorgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Klatvia, Klithuania, Koldova, Krussia, Kajikistan, Kurkminestan, Kukraine, and Kuzbekistan. (Reference to what the Soviet Union collapsed into.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 211: The USSR (see what I did with the name?) collapses into 15 countries: Karmenia, Kazerbaijan, Kelarus, Kestonia, Keorgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Klatvia, Klithuania, Koldova, Krussia, Kajikistan, Kurkminestan, Kukraine, and Kuzbekistan. (Reference to what the Soviet Union collapsed into.)212: The Zokesian colony declares itself independent as well, spreads to ike. Krussia forms out of much of the old USSR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 214: Ike explodes. Fragments of Ike fall all around Kerbin, and only a little of Krussia survives the impacts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 214: Ike explodes. Fragments of Ike fall all around Kerbin, and only a little of Krussia survives the impacts.215: Zokesia takes the opportunity, invades Kerbin, taking over the whole planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 216: the kats return, rebuild ike, and take over the planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 217:Kats driven out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 218: The Venusians, from the Sol system, invade the Kerbol system. They completely take over the Joolian system of moons, and Eve's land area. They send a fleet of warships over to Kerbin and Duna in order to assimilate all the intelligent life there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 230: after a long and hard battle, Zokesia and allies defeat the Venusians, but not before blowing Ike up again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 231: The last Venusian, who never liked his species's decision to invade innocent planets, becomes a famous scientist. He invents the Higgs drive, which manipulates gravity in order to produce practically unlimited Delta-V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 232: the higgs drive rebuild ike. again. Kats return and prevent all uprisings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 233: Year 233 occurred234: Kerbals are told by a time travelling robot wearing a top hat and a squirting flower that they will run out of gravity to fuel their Higgs Drives, so they retreat to Kerbin until they can find an infinite source of gravity. I'm sure they'll eventually figure out that they shouldn't trust a robot wearing a top hat and a squirting flower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 235: the Kats deploy troops on eve and kill all on the surface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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