Sun Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 236: Some mysterious force called Over-Obsession causes EVERY SINGLE KAT IN THE MULTIVERSE to explode. The Kerbals are free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 250: After a long period of doing absolutely nothing, the Kats are recreated wthout explosions by the Venusian engineer, the very same who made the higgs drive.250.0000000000001: The Venusian, who is extremely intelligent, outsmarts the Kats and sends them to the Minekraft universe, forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 251:The Kerbals grow tired of the Venusian's secretive research and dangerous creations that result from it, so they push him into the Minecraft universe after the Kats where he is promptly annihilated by a Creeper explosion. The Kerbals then make all of his research publicly available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 251.00000000001: The Venusian's pressure suit ruptures as his sulfuric acid blood spews everywhere killing the Kats.252: In the Venusian's secret cloning lab that the kerbals didn't find, the Venusian's egg hatches.253: The Venusian's next of kin dons a pressure suit and ventures out, making a resturant that sells Venusian food. It is made out of sulfur-and-silicone based lifeforms that poison anything that lives on Kerbin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 254: the last Kats resign as master of the kerbals and commit to being household pets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 255: All Venusians explode. Giant Annas take over the world, because why not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 256: pacific rim robots ban all frozen content and mud after fighting them for all eternity, then inexplicably disappear. Kats declared most popular household pet on kerbin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 257: A black hole destroys all pacific rim robots, and the Giant Anna Earth is restored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 28: all kerbals try to kill gint nnas and force them of the planet for good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 258: Venusians return inexplicably, and kill all Giant Annas, but for some reason leave Earth immediately after, apparently retreating to Venus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 259: frozen banned from forum games for all eternity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fyre Flare Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 5. Kerbals Exist in 100, Kerbals go to space in 500, Present is 5000, Humans will be met in 6000, Extinction of Kerbals is 10000.Please. No Space till 500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 260: research begins on what will be the first spaceing machne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fyre Flare Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) 261: Peace262: Revolution Occurs in Zokesia263: Revolutionaries win, and the Flaron Empire forms out of the rubble of the Flaron Tribe.264: The Flaron Empire invades Zokesia and the Mudonic Empire, and the Flarons do Colonization of Islands off the coast of the Flaron Empire.265: The Flaron-Mudonic-Zokesian War stops, Leaving Zokesia in ruins and The Mudonic Republic in Anarchy, The Flarons also adopt Zokesian Culture and Language (Reverse-German). Edited November 19, 2014 by Fyre Flare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 270: The ancient Human civilization, formed in the year -5000 on Laythe's equator, goes extinct, leaving enough research in secret laboratories to propel Kerbals to Kroxima Kentauri & beyond. It is unknown how they survived on Laythe in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 271: The rubble of the Mudonic Republic rebuilds, and slowly reforms itself into a single, unified state: the Annanian Empire, dedicated to the Giant Annas that used to rule. The Annanian Empire slowly takes over neutral parts of Kerbin, as well as the Spacus Republic, who are strong allies, and when they control most of Kerbin, they declare themselves to be 100% against the Flaron Empire.272-300: Peace, but with high tensions.301: The Spacus Republic and the Annanian Empire declare war on the Flaron Empire. The Spacucians and the Annanians win, and split the remnants of the Flaron empire between them.302: The Spacus Republic falls, and the Annanian Empire takes over all of Kerbin, and gives a degree of autonomy to the Zokesians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 301.5: someone was happy, and someone was sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 303: The Mun is discovered. Intense obsession causes the next 100 years to be entirely focused on discovering other moons of kerbin.403: Minmus is discovered. The search ends, and Kerbals want to try to reach these objects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 500: The Annanian Empire (its flag is just white with Anna's face on it) sends its first probe to the Mun. The Space Age has begun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 409: something funny is coming501: something less funny is behing prevented Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 505: The Annanian Empire has taken over the Kerbin system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 506: The Venusians return and launch a full-scale invasion of the Kerbol system. ALIEN INVASION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 507:the space marines attack, and destroy all annanians. the remains of the spacus tribe take over the kerbol system. all time since 499 is erased to remove all traces of annanians.499 (dues to memory eraseing):the space marines leave and take the ananians to banned object land. KSP is founded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 500: The Spacus nation is founded.500.1: Stayputnik 1 is launched, becomes first space probe to achieve orbit around Kerbin.510: Kostok 1 is launched, becomes first manned spacecraft to enter orbit around Kerbin.510.1: The kerbals attempt a manned Mun exploration program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 511: the program fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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