Make the names of songs into Kerbal versions!

[Sun]

Basically, find the title of a song, and edit it so it still has the same "ring" as the original song name, but it's what a Kerbal would say.

For example:

"Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?" ---> "Do You Wanna Build A Rocket?"

Also, rate the changed song title of the post above you out of 10.

Here's how to play:

User A: "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?" ---> "Do You Wanna Build A Rocket?"

User B: 10/10, good change! "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?" ---> "Do You Wanna Build A Kerbal?"

User C: 5/10, not the best. "Let It Go" ---> "Blow It Up"

... and so on.

So, let's play!

"What Does The Fox Say" ---> "What Does The Jeb Say?"

[Felsmak]

2/10, the "the" doesn't fit in that context.

"Do you wanna build a snowman?" ---> "Will you let us go to Duna?"

Bob: Jeb?

Will you let us go to Duna?

Come on, let's go explore!

We've never landed anywhere

I know you dare!

Why are you such a bore?

You used to be a badass

But now you're lame

I'm tired of LKO!

Will you let us go to Duna?

Or we could just go to Minmus

Jeb: P*ss off, Bob!

Bob: Okay, bye.

Financial guy: I'm afraid you're gonna have to cut those heavy launchers entirely. If you'd ever need to send up something big, you'll just have to...

Jeb and Financial guy: Add more boosters.

Jeb: Yes, I know.

Bob:

Will you let us go to Duna?

It's time to go for something cool

Let's send away some kind of probe at least

Someone just said they crashed our last one into Jool

Awesome work, Mission Control!

Our space program is boring

All these cancelled plans

I'm sick of these budget cuts!

Nope, nope! Nope, nope! Nope, nope! Nope!

Jeb: This is stupid! We can't do anything like this!

Financial guy: I understand, but getting upset about it won't help. You simply have to try and make the most of what you have.

Financial guy: She sure was a fine ship. It's sad to see her go.

Jeb: Is there really no other way?

Financial guy: I'm sorry, Jebediah.

Bob: Hello?

Jeb, I know you're in there

I guess you've already been told

They've scrapped our shuttle and laid off its crew

And we have nothing new

It's all on hold

We need something exciting

Or else we're through

We're gonna lose our jobs!

Will you let us go to Duna?

Edited November 25, 2014 by Felsmak

[megatiger78]

10/10

?????????------->its kerbal time

[Sun]

0/10 I don't get the reference.

"Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?" ---> "Do You Wanna Build A Rocket?"

[megatiger78]

keeping with the general frozen theme this is taking...

let it go-----> let it launch

I had the lines for this but I forgot them