The ultimate swiss army knife

[Norpo]

This game involves adding features to a hypothetical tool that can do many things, known as a multitool (A swiss army knife is the most famous example)

The rules:

Name something it can do, or something else about it in "And it can do/has/uses/explodes when <blank>" format.

e.g "OP: Have you seen our latest product? It has lasers! Player2: "And it explodes on contact with chocolate!" Player3: "And it has a toothpick!""

That's it!

I'll start. It can slice bread!

Edited December 8, 2014 by Norpo
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[megatiger78]

When it comes into contact with underwaer

[Mr_Brain]

And it can even be used to open coconuts when dropped from high enough!

[megatiger78]

and it has a built-in nuke that can explode on contact with atoms!

[Norpo]

...And it can shoot lasers! (everything is better with lasers)

[Mr_Brain]

It can be used as a paperweight!

[WinkAllKerb'']

it can be placed in the pocket as an anti stress

[megatiger78]

it can be used as a paerwieght wiegiht and ismore intelligent than you!

[Vaporo]

It can shoot portals.

[Helix935]

it has wifi!

[Red Iron Crown]

...it completes your tax return, taking advantage of every loophole!

[Sesni]

It also is a supercomputer that projects an image of whatever you're on to your eyes, and you control it with your head!

[Starwhip]

It also can turn whatever your left hand is touching into pure diamond!

[mrrpamplemousse]

It can turn anime real!

[Red Iron Crown]

It can also be used as a floatation device in case of emergency!

[Starwhip]

It has an MP3 player!

[Red Iron Crown]

It has an MP3 player!

And it plays CDs, cassettes, and 8-tracks, too!

[Vaporo]

It has a built-in magic wand.

[zekes]

It can fly spacecraft mechjeb can't.

[mrrpamplemousse]

It also can play reel-to-reel magnetic / movie tape, VHS and Betamax.

[worir4]

...it completes your tax return, taking advantage of every loophole!

If only I could rep this... Not that you need it.

...It has rotary blades for a hand held helicopter.

[Starwhip]

It comes with a lifetime supply of chocolate pudding!

[Red Iron Crown]

It makes your flatulence smell like fresh-baked cookies!

[Starwhip]

It makes your flatulence smell like fresh-baked cookies!

WHY did you go there? :facedesk:

It has a built-in pen!

[worir4]

...And pencil!