The Great Naked Space Man (poem)

[Felsmak]

Just wrote a poem about KSP. What do you guys think?

Three little Kerbals were stranded in space.

Their ship had been stuck there for sixty three days.

It was Bill, and then Bob. And Jeb was there too.

Just three restless Kerbals with nothing to do.

"Why are you scared, Bob? There's nothing to fear!"

But Jeb couldn't see that the Space Man was near.

The Great Naked Space Man with skin made of gold.

And glorious muscles for all to behold.

"That's just the Sun, Bob!" Was all Jeb replied.

But then even he saw the hunk by their side.

Bill just dismissed it as random debris.

But then they could hear it. It said: "Come to me!"

Its body was flawless and caused him to cry.

He needed its love, but he didn't know why.

They opened the hatch and flew off into space.

And Bill was the first one who finished the race.

Now things got serious. It asked for a kiss!

But all Bill could hear was a loud, scary hiss.

His helmet was open! The Space Man had lied!

The precious air left while the poor Kerbal died.

It opened its mouth like a scary black hole.

And then it just casually swallowed his soul.

The others just screamed. And they screamed many times.

You know you are doomed when your life story rhymes.

Edited December 10, 2014 by Felsmak

[ZodiaK]

what what what

[BagelRabbit]

I picture you looking exactly like the Great Naked Space Man, Felsmak. except with more clothes on

Anyways, great work as always. Have some more Reputation, you deserve it

[Felsmak]

I picture you looking exactly like the Great Naked Space Man, Felsmak. except with more clothes on

Anyways, great work as always. Have some more Reputation, you deserve it

Thank you! I'll take that as a compliment, haha!

[Felsmak]

Random piece of GNSM lore: He originates from a separate dimension known as Great Naked Man Space.

I... just needed to get that one out of my system.

[Tw1]

Another strange video. You seem to have a thing for morbid endings.

[Felsmak]

Hehe. Yeah, I kinda do.

[LABHOUSE]

Reference to voyager with the gold man part?

[Felsmak]

Reference to voyager with the gold man part?

It's the Voyagers that are a reference to the Great Naked Space Man.

[L3GO]

This sums up the north korean space program.

[SpriteCoke]

What the WAHT! That was hilarious!

[Felsmak]

Many thanks!

And now, in the unlikely event that anyone would actually want to produce fanart of the GNSM and his soul-devouring escapades: You are totally encouraged to do so! By me, at least.

Just keep it... You know, family friendly. And in this thread.