Gojira Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Wish granted, except we only have hard taco shells.I wish for a plush Kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James510 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Wish granted, except we only have hard taco shells.I wish for a plush Kerbal.Wish Granted, except it comes to life, builds a rocket, and crashes it into your face.I wish for a box of high explosives (Be Creative ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesar15 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 You turn into nothing, \'cause you didn\'t wish for anything!I wish for a rock on a distant extragalactic planet to move one inch.i did wish for something actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiar Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Wish Granted, except it comes to life, builds a rocket, and crashes it into your face.I wish for a box of high explosives (Be Creative )You get the box of high explosives but in the process of collecting them you get arrested by the government on suspicion of terrorism. It\'s pretty suspicious to have that many explosives. I wish for a giant fighting robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australian Sloth Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Granted, but the robot is in a million pieces and the manual is in spanish.I wish for a vegimite sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 11, 2012 Author Share Posted April 11, 2012 Granted, but it also contains Peruvian Death Peppers.I wish the next person would have a stroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNTGODZZ Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 granted, but i will fully recover and trick death with my jedi mind powers, and he will come for you.i wish for the last gallon of fuel in all of existence, for bragging rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedwedianPresident Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Granated, but it will be Year 2070 when normal fuel will be not more used.I wish that Medwedia will take over the World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Granted, but the world immediately falls into a civil war, and nukes every first-world country.I wish I could safely hug creepers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakomis Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Granted, but after you hug them successfully they explode.I wish for a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamwearingpants Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 You get your pizza, but the pizza man drops it and craps up the cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I wish people would keep the ball rolling and post a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James510 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I wish people would keep the ball rolling and post a wish.Granted, but people still forget anyways because humanity is stupid like that.I wish for a cold drink right about now, Texas weather is not fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 You get a 0x10^c oz drink filled with ice, which turns Texas into a 173 Kelvin wasteland. Every Texan lines up at your front door to get a shot at you.I wish MW3 could be as good as BF3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James510 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 You get a 0x10^c oz drink filled with ice, which turns Texas into a 173 Kelvin wasteland. Every Texan lines up at your front door to get a shot at you.I wish MW3 could be as good as BF3.Wish granted, but now there are twice as many little kids who complain every second on multiplayer, making the gaming community go insane and cause a great video game crash, bringing the economy down with it. Then, as a last resort, the entire world is destroyed to prevent this from happening again.I wish for more epic wish corruptions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamwearingpants Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Somehow, you persist into the year 14,000. The galactic empire is falling, and you\'re the president, stuck on Trantor.I wish that I wouldn\'t keep forgetting to put a wish, and also a wrench to whack myself with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Granted, but the wrench has a mind of its own.I wish I could think of a good wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australian Sloth Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Granted, but you gain cancer upon wishing for itI wish for a life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesar15 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 granted, its a hookers lifeI wish to live in troman times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mynorus Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Granted, but you become a slave.I wish to have the ability of flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Granted, you turn into a mosquito.I wish for a way to end this sen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 12, 2012 Author Share Posted April 12, 2012 Granted: '-seless violence'... but the the violence becomes sensible, with you being the target.I wish for the next person to corrupt their own wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Granted, but in a plot twist so complicated that only Doctor Who writers can comprehend, you end up corrupting your own wish.I wish I could have 0x10c right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterspork Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Granted, but in a plot twist so complicated that only Doctor Who writers can comprehend, you end up corrupting your own wish.I wish I could have 0x10c right now.Granted, you get several hundred trillion problems you now have to deal with, including zombies, conspiracy theorists, rats, broken computer, etc.I wish I could fall asleep easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuzung Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Granted, but you can\' wake up again...I wish I could draw better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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