zapy97 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 granted but they want a hug so they send you in anywayi wish i had a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage9112 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted, but I can now only grant turnip-related wishes.I wish for a glass of water. I'm thirsty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaatinum Aerospace Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted, but you notice that someone dropped poison in your glass exactly 7 minutes and 33 seconds after you drink it.I wish for a better computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapy97 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 granted but it is so good everyone gets jealous and kills you for iti wish that i couldn't die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Granted, but you watch all of your family go, all of your friends go, and then you go insane because of this not being able to comprehend that you can live forever, so you gain memory loss also.I wish for a stapler that worked at school today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Festivefire Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Granted but it hugs your face when you finish stapling your papers and puts a staple into your nose.I wish I was a marsian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Granted, you are reincarnated as one once you die having no recollection of wishing to be a martian.I wish for a boomerang with totemic KSP depictions on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapy97 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 granted but when it flies it flies and kills you and all of your best friendsi wish for my own personnal battle tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whptheenah Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Granted, enjoy your new Hot Wheelsâ„¢ battle tank toy.I wish I could talk to dead people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarKat Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Granted, enjoy your new Hot Wheelsâ„¢ battle tank toy.I wish I could talk to dead people...Granted, but they do not talk back.I wish I had cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbowyer28 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Granted but you will die in 2 days.I wish to have any amount of wishes.1. I wish for my wishes not to be corrupted.2. I wish to be Derpy Hooves.3. I wish KSP Was real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapy97 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 granted but they are so good that they are corrupted for other people already so everyone else suffers because they cant be corruptedi wish that Sbowyer didn't wish for non-corrupted wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Granted, you can edit Sbowyer28's post to change the wish.I wish for a shrubbery!!!!!!!!!! As a side not I also wish for you to bring a shrubbery to Jeb, it would be well appreciated!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapy97 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 granted but it is so ugly that you vomit everytime you see it i wish that obamma lost the election Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Please do not introduce politics onto the KSP forums, I am obviously not a mod, but this is not a political game. Politics should not be included on this type of thread. I think that you understand why.I wish for a 38 hour day on Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzguy Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Granted but the earth will be struck by an asteroid.I wish there was no gravity on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Granted, then we would all fly off the surface and die, so you basically wished yourself to a creative death.I wish for a picture of the custom planet found here. http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/forum/showthread.php/22395-%28WIP%29-Pluto-Analog-further-out-than-Jool?highlight=Hofugir and here http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/forum/showthread.php/22707-WIP-Pluto-Analog-Further-out-than-Jool?highlight=Hofugir I want it so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzguy Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Granted, but you will be the only person who does not get to have it when it comes out. (That's awesome though, I hope he finishes it)I wish I was supreme ruler of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Granted, you are supreme ruler of some world in a galaxy far far away.I wish that my boomerang would dry faster.(School project illustrating Aboriginal stuff) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Kurtiss Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Granted, it dries to fast, gets brittle and breaks.I wish for my ships not to disappear on Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Destroyer Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, but now when you eva on it, your kerbals disappear!I wish that I had a better PC. That dosent eat ksp or me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, it eats your pets instead.I wish for the MMI satellite pack to not be discontinued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Kurtiss Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, it becomes so big it enters the real world and you're sent up into space in an MMI satellite which burns up on re-entry, with you in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaydeeDem Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, but you didn't make a wish, so you just wasted one.I wish I had a Beagle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halocon720 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, but the beagle tears out your internal organs and kills you.I wish I had Halo 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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