Whptheenah Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, but the disc is made of wet tissue paper.I wish that everyone loves the piano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbowyer28 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Granted but Psycho killers begin using Piano Wire to hang people for no reason.I wish for a Plooto V in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnnm1234 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Granted but soon has it get's on the launchpad Some thing says The Game Crashed!i Wish I Be The first Man on mars on a 1way trip and i DON'T die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chad444 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, have fun being alone forever!I wish for 1000 nuclear missiles to rain on mars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Granted, but you crash on Mars and begin leaking oxygen, you craft is now broke, and a solar flare just erupted, but your space suit doesn't have radiation protection.I wish for a corrupt wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock21st Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Granted, but you die just before I'm able to grant your wish.I wish to be in Joolar orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Granted, you launch your ship by kerbin and do all adjustments bye sight without doing prior calculations. When you are finally on an intercept course you will be dead.I wish for MOAR pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Destroyer Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Granted, but now the entire earth is pie, and no more O2 to live on.I wish for MOAR boosters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzguy Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Granted. but you now have no fuel.I wish only good things will happen to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaydeeDem Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Granted, but bad things happen to everyone else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordpie Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Granted, you wished for nothing and nothing is nothing which means something is something. Therefore, your wish is nothing letting me unjustly fill in your wish with something. Nutt007 wishes for something.Granted, but something is something and nothing is nothing which will ultimately confuses you to the point of not knowing what you wished practically meaning that you wished for something but got nothing? After all something is something, but nothing is nothing, and because you originally wished for nothing in the first place, but I made you wish for something, you theoretically wished for all of existence, but isn't existence something and nothing? I will leave you to be perplexedI wish for nothing and something at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Kurtiss Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Granted, you just created a black hole.I wish for an IVA/EVA capable starbug for kerbal space program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapy97 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 granted but it crashes your gamei wish i ruled planet earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzguy Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Granted, but there are no longer any humans on earth, we all moved to mars.I wish we found life outside planet earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgester222 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Granted, but it's hostile with far more technology than we have and they wipe humanity out.I wish I could go to mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whptheenah Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Granted, you are now on top of a chocolate bar.I wish that all universes collapsed in on themselves, eliminating the chance to reincarnate, go to heaven, go to hell, or escape the apocalypse because everything got destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zapy97 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 granted but you become a creature of conscienceness alone so for you it is like reincarnationi wish people weren't maniacs who killed children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Kurtiss Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Granted, but instead, they become maniacs that kill YOU.I wish for kerbals to be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkthespy Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Granted, but they are a couple galaxies away so you never reach them.I wish for a corrupted wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Granted. You now die.I wish to have any non corrupted wish EXCEPT to have a corrupted wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Destroyer Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Granted, but now you just posed a wish that the world does not understand, and the entire universe falls apart with you in it.I wish i could play Pioneer better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Kurtiss Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Nobody knows what that is, so you get even worse.I wish Red Dwarf was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustwinfull Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Granted, but since you didn't corrupt the last person's wish, Red Dwarf gets flung to another Universe.I wish to have Total Annihilation now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spearka Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Granted, but it is incomplete so your computer blue-screens every time you play itI wish for ducks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millst0ne MK II Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Granted, but they angrily peck you to death.I wish for a penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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