11JRidding Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Granted, they blow your head offI wish to destroy a Helicopter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Granted. It falls out of the sky and kills you.Yo dawg, you know I like wishes, so I'm gonna wish for a wish so I can wish while I wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unfawkable Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Granted. You can now make a wish, only to have it horribly corrupted by a random person on the internet.I wish to not suck at docking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatfluffycat Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Granted, but you fell in a hole and died before the day you docked.I want a cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 7, 2013 Author Share Posted December 7, 2013 Granted. You become a lie, the cake is mine.I wish I had some water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Granted. You are drowning in itI wish for a wish to wish a wish so I can wish while I wish in my potato wish from before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 (edited) Granted. You are now in the Pacific Ocean, miles away from land. EDIT: Ninja'd. Drat! Granted. The wishception destroys you at the molecular level.I wish for a fantastic voyage. Edited December 7, 2013 by THENEWJOEMAMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jchad Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Granted. Voyage ends in tragedy.I wish I could be Jack Bauer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Granted. Your name is now Jack Bauer, but you are nothing like the real one.I wish I wasn't bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Granted you are now dead. ( can't be bored if your dead:))I wish for frosty the snowman!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Granted, but he is destroyed in a snowball fight.I wish for a clever bot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Potatoes Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 The bot is so clever he makes a mind-controlling device to enslave the whole humanity. I wish I had a better graphics card... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted: it's so awesome modern computers can't recognize it and they cash.I wish to bet 40 money's on green! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted. Green loses.I wish for nuclear winter. I've been patrolling the Mojave too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted. It isn't nuclearI wish that this porridge was juuuuuuust right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted. You are mauled by the three bears you tried to steal porridge from.I wish EA wasn't a bunch of *insert every expletive in the book* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted. They become so nice and trusting they get hacked and taken over by the "explicitive"-heads they fired to become that way.I wish my Kerbal Space Program space shuttles would actually work well enough for me to start launching payloads into orbit around Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted. You become so good at it that the devs murder you to keep you from sharing your secrets and replace you with a drunken facsimile. Much like Scott Manley.I wish my story was true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted, but the universe becomes 10% dumber and aliens from a neighboring universe annihilate ours for being too stupidI wish the story I just made up never becomes true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguinhero Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted, all negative stories you tell now become real.I wish for my own small personal island near hawaii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted. The island is 1x1mm^2. Have fun with thatI wish for potato^4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted. Sadly, such a dimension can not exist in a 3D space.I wish for a lazah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguinhero Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted, it has been stolenI wish for a fancy hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted. It is made from the skin of an endangered animal. Naturally, that is illegal, and you are sent to jail.I wish for diplomatic immunity on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguinhero Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Granted, the forum is now an anarchy.I wish for an "A" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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