Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Unfawkable]

(Well that was... colorful)

Granted, you came back to your abusive ex.

I wish I wasn't so damn smart (oh yeah, I said it)

[vexx32]

Granted; you have a stroke, forever your crippling your ability to think, walk, communicate, etc.

I wish people were a little more self-deprecating.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. They all commit suicide.

I wish for a fish.

[whistlehead]

I wish Jeb would stop flying all those darn rockets over my house...

Edited December 12, 2013 by whistlehead

[vexx32]

Granted. He starts launching them from inside your house instead.

I wish for a wormhole.

[Danish_Savage]

It appeared right in your stomach.

I wish for overrule of the universe.

[whistlehead]

Granted. The universe has been overruled by the House of Krakens and has ceased to exist.

I wish I could think of a better wish than this one.

[Tidus Klein]

Granted: you wish for dread pie

I wish .23 came out the 13th and not the 17th

[GROOV3ST3R]

Ninja'd by a person I was looking for ^^

Granted: coinciding with the bad luck of 13th and due to a premature release, the Kraken has been released, destroying everythign and everyone in KSP.

I wish for fish.

Edited December 12, 2013 by GROOV3ST3R

[vexx32]

Granted, but it's swordfish, and you eventually die of mercury poisoning after being forced to consume it.

I wish for a quick death.

[Danish_Savage]

Granted. You where a stillbirth

I wish for the Deathbook

[Unfawkable]

Granted. Guess who's the first victim.

I wish to never have to wipe. You know what.

[quasarrgames]

Granted. but you give off a terrible odor wherever you go. it's so terrible that special forces is called in to quarantine you, and harvest you for biological weapons research.

I wish i am omnipotent.

[vexx32]

Granted, but you must suffer for eternity, bound to never interfere, to uphold free will.

I wish I could walk without making a sound.

[Sesni]

Granted, but you can NEVER make a sound.

I wish for a successful manned mission to Laythe.

[Noname117]

Granted, but your mission is so top secret you are shot after it is completed

I wish less people liked pop, rap, and country music

[kerbalboy2000]

Granted, but you miss coca-cola and pepsi, you never heard spoken word poetry, and you never sang national anthems.

(TROLL)

I wish for a Kerbal girlfriend.

[Helix935]

granted but since kerbals have no gender then you become the girlfriend

i wish for instant loading for KSP

[vexx32]

Granted, but comes hand in hand with instant crashing, every time.

I wish for stardust.

[quasarrgames]

Granted. you get dust from inside Betelgeuse the star. the intense heat of the nuclear fusion instantly vaporizes you.

I wish i was the head of Pixar Studios.

[Halsfury]

Granted but your office space is 5x5 pixels

I wish to be independently wealthy

[kerbalboy2000]

Granted, but your forever alone.

I wish for a Kerbal friend

[Fox Arcana]

granted, he's dead.

I wish for steak

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. It's raw.

I wish for exactly one money.

[Halsfury]

Granted it's 1 Zimbabwean dollar, worth $0.0000000000000001 american

I wish I were more original at wishing