Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Noname117]

Granted, but you become SO original that everyone else steals the credit

I wish to be able to wish a wish where I wish a wish that allows me to wish more wishes, one of those wishes being that the next person's wish is that the next wisher becomes a cake

[kerbalboy2000]

Granted, and you were the next wisher

I wish for another wish

[Danish_Savage]

Granted. You wasted it.

I wish for silence

[Fox Arcana]

Granted. Now you can't hear anyone or anything for the rest of your life.

I wish for the Kerbal Space Program development team was more efficient.

[The Spacemonkey]

Granted, but they started producing quantity over quality and eventually you tired of these s**t update 'cause you can't keep up with them plus there's hardly any content in them.

I wish for this wish I'm saying is to be granted. Properly.

[kerbalboy2000]

Granted. Properly is not in the dictionary, system shutdown 10.9.8...

I wish for 2...1... x_x

[Halsfury]

I wish for 2...1... x_x

Granted but you cease to understand what you wished for, just like me…

I wish for 10 more wishes

[Noname117]

Granted, but you can only use them to wish for 10 less wishes.

I wish KMP would become smoother and allow aircraft to see each other in flight

[kerbalboy2000]

Granted, but time warp was implemented, and it messed up the whole game.

I wish I can stop posting consecutively

[Noname117]

Granted. You can't post at all.

I wish it was a week later

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. The wormhole sent you about a week into the future, but you might not have made it in one piece... oops...

I wish for A-a-ron.

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[ZodiaK]

wish granter dosn't know who that is, and instead gives you b****y ron from harry potter.

I wish that my wish is not corrupted!

[quasarrgames]

Granted. Your wish was to step on a landmine, however.

I wish for EVERYTHING PROOF SHIIIIIEEEEEELD

[Danish_Savage]

Granted. You now can't get out of your house.

I wish for a carrot.

[victory143]

Granted, but it's inside a horse.

I wish for a pet Jebidiah

[Boosterspice]

Granted, you have to fetch it yourself from a polar orbit around the sun.

I wish that I could type faster

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but the speed of your typing burns so many calories that you die of starvation immediately.

I wish for Sqwedwurd.

[TimMartland]

Granted, but its a psychopathic murderer and it eats your family.

I wish for bacon baths!

[Halsfury]

I wish for bacon baths!

Granted but cannibals take the opportunity to turn up the temperature of the bath to 450 F, and cover you in a bread like substance and egg yokes

I wish that I could buy an R-7 Soyuz on kijiji

[plainawesome]

Granted. But yo mama so fat, she ate it.

I wish Christmas Vacation started earlier.

[vexx32]

Granted, but it is shortened to a single day, and you must now work through Christmas Day.

I wish for some pie.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. It's a fake.

I wish for some cake.

[vexx32]

Granted, but it's a lie.

(WOO, 500 PAGES OF MY THREAD!)

I wish people would celebrate this momentous occasion.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You miss it.

I wish I had a good idea.

[vexx32]

Granted, but you forget it.

I wish I could play piano better.