Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Granted, but NASA goes bankrupt because of it.

I wish for turtles in KSP

[Marcuzzi]

Granted, but they are giant snapping turtles that will eat anything that touches the water. Including Jeb.

I wish common sense actually was common.

[Whirligig Girl]

Granted but they replace planets ruining the scienctific credibility of the game.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but since it wasn't written down, your wish is corrupted by default

I'll have what he's having

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but since you didn't write down whoever's something you wanted, you are attacked by owls.

I wish people would remember to write their wishes.

[Nalin_Airheart]

Granted, but they are written in blood leading to some deaths.

I wish YouTube would stop changing it's layout.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but Youtube accidentally deletes every subscriber from every youtuber EVER. And it goes into the dark ages of 2005.

I wish I was more creative with my drawings

[stefanbogdjr]

Granted, but you have no paper nor money

I wish I was an OP

[Omicron314]

Granted. You are now an Old Person.

I wish to (safely) visit the Moon and return.

[stefanbogdjr]

Granted! You ride on a N1/L3 rocket and Jebediah is your pilot

[swiftgates24]

I know you secretly wished for cheese. Granted, but it is poisonous.

I wish for cake that isn't a lie or poisonous, and can not hurt me in anyway, and always tastes amazing.

Try to break that.

[Marcuzzi]

Granted, but you weren't home to accept the delivery so your annoying neighbour got the cake and was finishing the last bite when you pulled into your driveway.

I wish a wish that wished it was a good wish. o.O

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but your wish's wish was not granted.

I wish to be imprisoned in an impenetrable box for an eternity.

Good luck!

[swiftgates24]

Granted, but someone else is in there and finds a way out.

I wish for a hedgehog.

[ninjakids]

Granted, its dead.

I wish for bacon.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, its a bad piggy from Angry Birds

I wish SOPA never rose from the ashes

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Granted. I can't argue with it.

I wish the person below me wishes that I wished a wish that was a wish in itself.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but your wish within a wish wished that my wish didn't exist.

I wish to be skilled at targeted landings.

[Marcuzzi]

Granted. You are undeniably the best in all of space and time at targeting landings. Unfortunately that is all you can do, once the target is set you become in a state of shock thinking about the actual landing part and crash every time.

I wish Scott Manley would release a new KSP video every single day.

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Edited to keep the order correct

[Zero747]

granted but then youtube goes down because everyone is trying to watch the videos

i wish for a hat

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forgot to add wish

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it is taken (giggity) by the wind.

I wish for zoidberg

[Captain Sierra]

Granted, but your game fails horribly.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but you don't start until your dead.

I wish for me to not have to go to school.

[Zero747]

Granted but then you cant get a god job.

I wish for a Psychic Tandem War Elephant

(Google it, its from Adventure Time)

[SuperWeegee4000]

It sits on you because I don't like Adventure Time.

I wish crumbs wouldn't get all over my iPad.