Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[quasarrgames]

Granted. Since you have absolutely all teh moniez in the world, the economy collapses and puts the world in chaos. After decades of war, society settles down and rebuilds from the ashes. you have long since died since all you had was a pile of 60 trillion dollars or so of now useless paper (plastic in canada:cool:) and no basic survival equipment.

I wish the trollface had never existed.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but then the Brony-Trollface war of 2009 never happened, and cloppers fill the internet.

I wish there was a Brony-Trollface war of 2009.

[Helix935]

granted but this results in the death of millions as the war spills out of the computers and into the streets and would look vaguely like black friday except with only those that have knives and guns are involved

i wish that i had the ability to persuade anyone to do anything, anytime i want.

(not what you think)

[quasarrgames]

Granted, but as dumb luck would have it, an avalanche kills you shortly after you get your new power.

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MUAHAHAHAHA!

[vexx32]

Granted, but under subsection 74. you are hereby incarcerated for the rest of eternity for circumventing the rules of the thread. The puppy is grown from your liver, and devours your insides slowly.

I wish for magic.

[11JRidding]

Granted, you get torn to shreds by magic

I wish to be in Kerbal Space Program

[vexx32]

Granted; you are instantly blown up as soon as you enter a rocket.

I wish for a new phone.

[Helix935]

granted you get a new broken phone powered by glados and neurotoxin from Apple

i wish for a new keyboard

[plainawesome]

Granted. The keys on that keyboard are made of superglue, so your fingers are superglued to the keyboard, then you remember you have to leave to pick up your date in 5 minutes.

I wish my cold will go away.

[quasarrgames]

granted. all your cold goes away. since the absence of cold is hot (it's the other way around i know, but it works in this context), you are vapourized by 10000000 degrees celsius temperatures.

I wish i was not allergic to cats.

[vexx32]

Granted, but now you're allergic to water instead.

I wish the person who grants this wish would fall into a coma.

[quasarrgames]

Granted. *yawn* oh boy am i sleepy! good-night! *coma*

*1 day later* oh that was a good nap! what? it was a coma? well it wasn't a very long one!

I wish the person who corrupts my wish will tell me what n-body physics are.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. It is witchcraft

I wish for the person to grant this to die in a painful, agonizing way

[vexx32]

Granted, but I'm too lazy to do that.

I wish that the next person to make a wish would be eaten alive.

[plainawesome]

Granted. The organism at (attempted) to eat me alive was a plant.

I wish I didn't have so much homework to do.

[quasarrgames]

Granted. Now you are a buisnessman and your entire company rests on your shoulders, and you work from 8am to 8pm, and if you make one wrong move you are fired and are out on the street.

I wish the public education system wasn't so flawed.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. Now it is slightly less flawed.

I wish.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. No

I wish for me to wish a wish to wish a wish that will make a wish to grant a wish that is a wish somewhere on this thread about wishes

[Starwhip]

Granted. It kills you.

I wish for a better Emperor: Battle for Dune game.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. It's so popular that the internet crashes from downloads.

I wish for a Felipe.

[briansun1]

granted it's your mom...that you never knew

I wish for nogpone...

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but I have no clue what that is, so I'll just give you a screwdriver.

I wish for exactly one money.

[toolofdarkness]

granted you get one of what ever imaginary curency that one money would make(sounded better in head)

i wish that made more sence

[Tidus Klein]

Granted but it turns out it was the key to the universe so your head explodes.

I wish MLP would die already:/

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. Mega Large Phonies Co. is now dead. It was working on the cure to cancer, you monster

I wish for people not to discriminate