The Clark and Stanley game (based on spore)

[MrWalrus123]

So remember that game called Spore? The one that was really popular in 2009 and 2010, well the community is almost dead, however they had a forum too, on it there was a game called the Clark and Stanley game, these two guys where in the actual spore game too. Back on topic, the objective of the Clark and Stanley game was that someone would post a random scenario, and the next poster would post their comical death (since in spore, they die a lot)

for example

Poster 1:Clark and Stanley drink antifreeze

Poster 2:while the effects are taking place, a giant walrus crushes them

Clark and Stanley go to Walmart on Black Friday

(note) it doesn't have to be an unrelated death, that was an example

I'll start

Clark and Stanley meet Jebediah Kerman

[michaelsteele3]

Clark and Stanley meet Jebediah Kerman

Clark and Stanley go to a fancy restaurant.

[r4pt0r]

One of their brightly colored ties reminds the chef of a childhood trauma, and in his distress he fails to separate the highly toxic poison parts from the Fugu they ordered....

Clark and Stanley go to a waterpark.

[megatiger78]

they leave and get shot.

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clark and Stanley forget the second part of thir post and panic-switch fonts

[Thomas988]

Motherboard explodes mid-post and destroys the building.

Clark and Stanley begin their college career.

[megatiger78]

they go to Starfleet academy and get blown up after graduating

Clark and Stanley discover they are not in spore

[michaelsteele3]

And they explode.

Clark and Stanley go to a nightclub

[MrWalrus123]

An alpaca with a Bomb strapped to his chest enters the facility and blows up

Clark and Stanley drink orange juice

[Mr_Brain]

The orange juice was actually the children of a species of liquid aliens that now blow Clark and Stanley up.

Clark and Stanley sleep on the job.

[Thomas988]

They're actually dead.

Clark and Stanley play Kerbal Space Program.

[Starwhip]

The Kraken ties their fingers together and shoves them into an electrical socket.

Clark and Stanley go ziplining.

[Thomas988]

They get stuck halfway down the line and die of dehydration.

Clark and Stanley decide to start their own bakery.

[RAINCRAFTER]

Thy die because they get cheese, decide to sell it, and a cheese hater murders them.

Clark and Stanley go to the moon!

[megatiger78]

spacesuit=N.

Clark and Stanley eat a pie!

[Yukon0009]

It's kraken pie. With live kraken.

Clark and Stanley meet Whackjob.

[Thomas988]

Reality.exe has failed to operate.

Clark and Stanley do nothing.

[MrWalrus123]

A portal opens up and evil versions of the two come out and kill Clark And Stanley

clark and stanley chase an ice cream truck

[Thomas988]

The ice cream truck is a secret Illuminati escort, and upon being noticed Clark and Stanley are gunned down.

Clark and Stanley build a supercomputer.

[MrWalrus123]

They bring the super computer in their house, while having 3 friends staying over at their house, the supercomputer kills the tree friends, lures Stanley outside (who gets hit by a car) and while Clark is outside, Clark gets sucked in by a mailbox, which the dimensions of the mail box is a perfect 1:4:9 Clark then ends up in a hotel room, upon entering he rapidly ages until he becomes a Space Baby, which gets killed by an out of control ship piloted by Jeb

Clark and Stanley write a novel/book about the future

[Thomas988]

In one plot twist the main characters die of a Boeing 747 bursting through the ceiling and crushing them both. Unfortunately, this comes true.

Clark and Stanley decide to buy the United States.

[RAINCRAFTER]

They die because WAIT THERE'S AN ILLUMINATI ON THE DOLLAR?????

Stanley becomes Flat Stanley.

EDIT: This is my 100th post apparently. Hooray for that, I guess.

Edited February 11, 2015 by RAINCRAFTER

[MrWalrus123]

Stanley dies of all of his organs rupturing, Clark is accused for this "murder" and is sent to life in prison

clark and stanley do science!

[Thomas988]

Their findings: water + water = nuclear explosion.

Clark and Stanley surround themselves with music, art, and poetry from the Renaissance period.

[sjwt]

Time to joust.. Double fatality!

Clark and Stanley visit Australia

[RAINCRAFTER]

Didn't you know Australia was once an english prison colony where an ancestor of both was held?

Clark and Stanley become one of Dr. Who's companions