TopHeavy11

Metersticks.

Try tanning with one of these guys!

Just put the [REDACTED] on the [REDACTED]. Then just line up your [REDACTED] with your [REDACTED] and there is your functioning VTOL! When does 9+10=19?

Hmm...yes? If you push the button, you will receive 42 strips of bacon, no telling which bacon.

Luckily they are TopHeavy (TM) and fall upwards out of the pit and into my hand. I then wait for...well. you know...and reconstruct the cookie in a completely edible state. My pigeons and cookie.

Real life. (not a game, but a movie)

You are beyond help, my good sir. Waiter! There is nothing wrong with my soup. Give my compliments to the chef!

8/10. -2 points deducted for heavy weaponry, just not very KSP-esqe to me. But that's just my opinion.

Granted. It is impossible to move it until is wakes up, and it has entered a 1000 year slumber. I wish that I could stay interested in KSP for longer periods of time (oh god im getting bored of it oh god please no)

Yes. I'm a dog person anyways. If you push the button, You will get rained on, but you will also get $2,000,000.

YEP! Apollo 11, here I come! If you push the button, You will be transported somewhere in the future, but no guarantee where.

"Sir, we've finished the new Orion Spacecraft." "What? Already? We've barely had any time to build up hype for it! Let's delay it till 2018. That should get more people interested." "But, sir, what about being ahead of the rest of the world?" "Yes, that's important, too, but hype always comes first." "But-" "ALWAYS."

Granted. It breaks after the new iOS release. I wish for a small loan of a million dollars.

5/10 for no information. What is it? It's orbiting Duna, so...is it a lander? A mothership?? WHAT?! IT's not from a popular sci-fi franchise, so no-one but you knows what it is. It looks cool at least.

1597: This floor is just a nice waiting area.

Your sunglasses only protect your eyes from visible light. Have fun in the sun!

The force of the impossibility of cutting a lightsaber in half knocks you back, and I snatch the cookie in mid-air. My cookies.

Waiter! There's a guy who complaining about a guy who in someones soup who in his soup in my soup! Also, why am I in a soup bowl?

Metroid (Series)

I don't care about this, too.

I stop caring about the hill. His hill. SUDDENLY, I steal the hill out from under his feet and ride it to anywheres. MY hill.

If you have a KSP Dev team, and slowly replace all the Devs, is it still the same team you started with?

vodka/10 for Mother Russia.

Anti-psychotic drugs.

I prefer Sprite. I put butter on the bottom of your shoes.