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I don't even anymore. Waiter! There is an anonymous Canadian singer with a bowl-cut in my soup!

But can he win against this guy?

I suppose you made that mode as a joke "this is totally impossible to beat" mode? If so, then

One Question: Can I use MechJeb for all the modes?

Now that's just Troll Science right there.

LOL those were the day, eh? Do you remember when there was no contracts? I don't, because I bought the game at 0.24.1 so I've always had contracts.

When you look at your computer's calendar and see that it's Wednesday 53, 2857.

WRONG! I didn't want to die, so I didn't!

I repair my time machine and prevent this whole rather disgusting sherade altogether. I go back in time to steal the cookie dough before it was even baked and did other run of the mill stupid time stuff (i.e. killed Hitler) only to return to a barren and desolate Earth. I think about what I've done and come to the conclusion of "Welp, Earth is toast. Time for Mars!" I bake the cookie dough there. My delicious batch of Martian cookies.

Uh...

8/10 I see you around.

8/10 Nice gas giant!

Meanwhile, I waste 20 minutes of my life checking on social media.

Granted, but it just keeps on saying 9+10=21. I wish that I could do whatever I wanted forever. Granted, but it just keeps on saying 9+10=21. I wish that I could do whatever I wanted forever.

Out of the strangeness, I manage to grab the cookie while everyone else (even the commenter) is scratching their heads trying to figure it out.

Huh? The Governor is at the other tavern location. Waiter! There is a late @cubinator in my soup!

Too bad the key hole is left open. I shrink through the keyhole and take back the hill. My hill, NOT shared with @The Raging Sandwich, @DarkOwl57 and @TheEpicSquared's equally divided world.

What is this?? An explosion for ants?!

The biodomes! The solar panels! The launchpad ITSELF!! Modlist Please. It will do nicely in my Mod assimilation.

That's optional now. Do you remember when the Forums was still in beta?

World of Wacraft: Basically the World of Warcraft movie where Waluigi is the main character. And the side characters. And the background, director, cameraman, every other freaking job...

I'm sorry sir, we don't accept gibberish as payment. Waiter! There's a snake in my boot in my soup! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

Granted. We humans never evolve and velociraptors become the dominant species. History remains the same, though. I wish that I could actually understand what @WinkAllKerb'' even said.

He falls down stairs after dropping his cookie. I pick it up. Wow, these stairs look to be never ending. Man, I TOLD him about stairs. Anyways, my cookie.