HansonKerman

I now use The Cage! You are now trapped in an unbreakable room of stone with us surrounding you! SURRIVE US!

You say “what’s the point “, and wait for you to die and evolve into a being who can see in 5 dimensions.

True. TUBM has triskaidekaphobia, fear of 13. (I do)

Yes. Agreed! And I shall not retract my case! My mother was Margaret Kerman, who used to be the head of the FKS! Believe your books! Spacesuits are manufactured by the KSA!! Space is a scam, tricking us into paying the KSA so they can have us pay their illusions !!! If Kerbin was round, why is the KSC runway flat? They have evedince at their own HQ!! Kerbin. Is. Flat. Period. WHAT IS EARTH? And for the last time, “orbit” is ground re-rendering, and spaceships curve your vision so Kerbin looks round! Orbital imiages are obviously KGI! And how would you know? Have you been to space? Do not believe the lies of the KSA! They scam all Kerbals, except for a select few wise ones!

2088: You and the building are sucked into KSP, and Gene greets you. “This happens all the time. Just get to floor 3000, and press the Dematerialize button to get out. Enjoy your stay!” He then teleports away In a transporter on the next floor. You hope Doctor Jerk does not climb this set of stairs, but to your horror, he appears behind you! What happens next is up to you...

I’m sorry, that’s not on the menu anymore. You missed it by 1.14 seconds. Waiter, there are chicken and noodles in my soup!

She’s not, just the closeup, and that frozen smile... just weird.

Poor Thompberry, so, as you and some science fiction movies say:

Ah, thanks for clearing that up for me. Made me confused, since the Kraken Lord called the Elder Kraken “a traitor to the species”. Boy, makes you feel sorry for Thompberry, his life was so hard. First, his parents read the Kerbalkomicon and were possessed by Krakens, leaving him an orphan. Then he joined ZE and got a huge crush on Jandolin, who thought he was creepy. Then, Harfield married Jandolin, driving him crazy and making him invent 4 (not necessarily evil) saucers (with designated all -77, for some reason). Also, miraculously, Wherner and Gene needed help with the TOP, the perfect sabotaging opportunity to make him emperor of the universe somehow. He tries to destroy the KSC with a CHEESE gravioli particle. He is thwarted by Omega-77, result of Alpha-77, Beta-77, and Delta-77 joining... er... something... essences? Something? Whatever. Omega then takes him to Bop on minimal life support, where the Elder Kraken takes his brain, and... telepathically, somehow puts it in a jar made of... something... unbrakeable and impenetrable. He then terrorizes KASA by torturing Kerrena at Duna Station. He accidentally makes friends with Theo and Gem, and eventually slowly reforms, all while Harfield gives Emiko Kerbalese lessons on Eve. Which brings me to the point where my memory blanks. Just like Jim said, won’t happen.

You know, you could crop out the UI in your screenshots. Just a suggestion, it would be a nice way to show the map icons without annoying borders. Maybe not next chapter, though. #MakeABattlePlanAndBeRestoredAsTheMasters By the way, Jim, didn’t you say that evil had actually been programmed into Thompberry, or did I likely miss something? You see where I’m going with this?

Correct. He died in the hospital. Poor guy. And he just wanted to go on vacation... Anyway, Monday...? I'm not good with geography. Sort of does, if you say "capital U".... er... never mind

Do not touch Boulders with anything , especially if they’re yellow, in the Kerbal Badlands. #EmikoStation

Oooo, new idea! Come, fellow users, let us work together to destroy the zombies!!!

All incorrect. It's "ambiguous". Jeb goes on a skiing trip in the Alps. But he spends the better part of his time in the hospital. When he gets home, the customs officials do not ask him to show his passport. Why not? Clues: Is Jeb an important official who does not need to do this? No. Does the type of transportation he is using matter? No.

I summon... Comic Sans MS, then disable Reset button! Now you must survive US! #ComicSansMS

Uh-huh. #TektoKrakenCity

Incorrect. The user below me has blown up Jebediah more than once.

Do not anger a pink or red Magic Boulder by dropping popcorn crumbs on it. Other Boulders may not mind.

Oh... good point... I could give them a headache?

That does count, as long as you mean looking down a window of a tall building. I currently do not have a base on The Mun. The user below me has not started abbreviating “The user below me” to TUBM yet.

Does Scratch count. If yes, then true. The user below me has altocelarophobia. (fear of high ceilings/tall buildings)

Blow smoke into their faces! Me? I'm a blank Kerbal. I... could deafen them to second death?

ksp forums. Maybe I can entertain the zombies and make them users so they'll stop attacking everyone? Orr.... somehow? You can bore them to second death. Ooooh, yes!

Science already has all buildings upgraded to full.

Incorrect. Hint: say it out loud. It will give part of a (probably) familiar word.