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Banned because there has to be a forum rule about this. Also, cziken, google "mudkip used raindance"

Plant sharp objects into your eyes to let m0ar light in. Is Perl the programming language of the gods?

Banned for having your Steam profile in your sig. It should be a requirement to have at least one dancing Mudkip per sig.

Granted. It becomes Skynet. Yup. I wish for something original.

Banned because pretending to spell badly is MY job!

Banned because I'm actually trapped inside the portal between Hoenn and Equestria, with nothing but a laptop with infinite battery.

Baned fur spelinng phayill.

Granted. Everyone laughs at this so hard that they die. I wish for KFC: Kerbal Fried Corgis.

Granted. However, because of my lack of good hearing, you become an Aryan. During a new uprising of that German party in WWII, you are kidnapped, and forced into working for them. (Didn't expect that one, did you!) I wish I didn't have to look up stuff.

Become 100% Brony. How does chair?

Banned for having no soul.

No. Yes? Which one gets me blown up? How do computer?

Banned for being a hippo-crate.

Banned for what I'm assuming is a Latin phrase for your location.

Banned for disliking mah mudkipz!

Banned for hypocrisy. Your crown is red.

Banned for having 69 in your name. Really? REALLY?!

Banned because.

Your spec ops team got betrayed.

Granted. You die in a zeppelin crash, just before the steampunk revolution becomes popular. I wish for some sweet J's.

Banned for having a boring name.

Banned for patching the portal between Hoenn and Equestria - while I was still in it!

Banned because you somehow made C7 leave. I'm sure of it!

Granted. GLaDOS floods the people's ears with a deadly neurotoxin. I wish that Europa Universalis actually worked with the latest DLC.

Banned because it has been ages since I last signed in here.