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We were told it wasn't the same black hat guy in the contract...

Your shuttle, on a mission to deploy a record-breaking space telescope, goes to orbit and opens it's cargo bay, but instead of the most important payload of the decade the only thing that comes out is a massive cloud of confetti.

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Some Mun landing Conspiracists decided to prank the Space Program and change the payload.

 

You built two space stations, one in Munar orbit and one in Minmus Orbit, but you have no idea what to do with them, meaning hundreds of thousands of funds were wasted building useless Space Stations (This has happened to me).

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The Engineer's forgot the 2nd rule of Kerbal Engineering: Moar struts! Therefore the plane fell apart and we could not steer away from R&D, Yup, it was totally a aciddent, totally not revenge by Engineering after the Science team beat them in a multiplayer game of Kerbvilization V.

 

The galaxy is destroyed when you launch your 800 part Duna vessel, complete with multiple landers for Ike and Duna's Biomes, a base to be deployed on the surface, two Space Stations to deploy in orbit, a few satellites and shuttles....

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The Mun did not send us a formal warning about the dangers of landing on it. Therefore, we blame the Mun.

 

Your manned mission to colonize the joolian moons does not have enough fuel to perform a capture burn at the jool system, sending 100 kerbonauts on a escape trajectory from the sun.

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Our next motion is to change the name of the "Joolian colonizer Mk. V" to "Interstellar colonizer Mk. 1".

Three kerbonauts, previously stranded in orbit, hijacked the rescue craft an set a course for Eve. They were legally considered your employees at the time.

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A bunch of meteors and asteroids passed through Kerbin off-camera, destroying it.

Your drone hit a launching rocket, destroying it and causing your space program to fail completely and lose funds.

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