Explain that to the insurance agency

[YoetoJoe]

Get out and push.

Your plane crashes because of a poorly placed center of lift.

[mikeman7918]

Someone installed pong on the flight computer instead of the navigation software.

There is not enough snacks for your voyage to Duna.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

We just thought they needed motivation.

Your SSTO tried aerocapture in Jool's atmo. Without heat shields.

[T-Bouw]

But surely, the old Space Shuttle could've done it too?

You forgot to add a separator between the last 2 stages.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Bill used it for explosive gum.

Lithobraking during aerocapture.

[Wabbit]

The mountains were unusually high.

Your colony landing on Laythe has a horrible accident which results in 4 survivors clinging to an LFO tank.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Ha! The LFO tanks is a disguised SNACKS tanks, good till rescue comes.

Billion funds probe tries to aerobrake. On Kerbol. Without heatshields. Or sunglasses.

[TrainEngie]

The monolith told us there was a surface on Kerbol...

Jeb's teeth broke as he was on Minmus.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

He wanted a taste test of the minty surface.

Bill punched Jeb off the 1km long rocket that was going to a new Star System.

[cantab]

Bill Kerman was being mind controlled by MechJeb Disregard the previous message. As a consequence of Bill Kerman's action he has been detained in the brig and command of the mission falls back to the ship's computer.

Your pickup truck was incinerated by a rocket exhaust.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Hey, it was a *science* test!

Jeb ate the Minmus samples.

[cantab]

You can either pay out, or you can attempt to retrieve them from the "mulch". Your choice.

We were flying at an altitude of 100 thousand feet and a speed of Mach 3 and we crashed into the launchpad.

[Guest]

It was a Kraken attack. You DO have Kraken insurance.

The Kerbal's head suddenly explodes...

[cantab]

It was medical negligence by the doctor in the inflator room in treating bloaty head.

Dusdorf Kerman is claiming for loss of earnings after he was unable to work for his previous employers due to being trapped inside an OKTO2.

[Bev7787]

You weren't an engineer, why were you in there in the first place?

Humans are mind controlling kerbals

[Clear Air Turbulence]

Humans made you say that.

We launched the rocket with the pointy bit downwards.

[cantab]

during the course of our experiments into novel space shuttle concepts.

We wasted thousands of gallons of fuel and demolished the Launchpad because the launch clamps failed to release.

[Guest]

It was a static test...

You hear a thud and then a sucking noise...

[SpaceplaneAddict]

it was jeb sucking on a popsicle. He just came back from the hottest of hot planets. Eve.

John Kerman took his helmet off after hearing a comm relay order. He said that it said to eat some Mun rocks.

[EdusacconBR]

KSC didnt told him he cound't breath on the mun

the entire ksc explodes

[cantab]

While it was undoubtedly foolish for John to do so, considering known Kerbal behaviour the action of removing a spacesuit's helmet in vacuum is considered "foreseeable misuse" and therefore something the suit manufacturers should have safeguarded against.

An asteroid that was on course to safely miss Kerbin was redirected and hit the island runway.

[Guest]

They were starting a construction project.

The craft explodes just before docking.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

It was a stack SEPERATOR instead of a docking port. Mort tried to save money and hired 5 year-olds as engineers.

Your Kerballed prototype ISRU SSTO crashed into Minmus, a billion fund loss.

[Guest]

It was in metric, not imperial.

The VAB falls, killing 10.

[Bev7787]

Fire Jeb

Your plane "accidentally" made it to space and it didn't come back