The lamest joke in history...

[Candlelight]

What is Jeb's favorite anime?

Cowboy BeBOB...

or maybe SAILOR MUN..

*insert cricket chirping or emotionless laugh here*

Edited June 16, 2016 by Candlelight

[Ozymandias_the_Goat]

move this to "Forum Games"

my lame KSP joke:

Why did Jeb cross the road?

BECAUSE IT"S THERE!! - G. Mallory

(I need to work on my bad joke skills!)

[CatastrophicFailure]

2 hours ago, LetsGoToMars! said:

move this to "Forum Games"

my lame KSP joke:

Why did Jeb cross the road?

BECAUSE IT"S THERE!! - G. Mallory

(I need to work on my bad joke skills!)

If Jeb's around... it won't be for long.  

[vsully]

12 hours ago, CatastrophicFailure said:

If Jeb's around... it won't be for long.  

hehehe...

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Moar...

Moar who?

MOAR BOOSTERS! 

 

Is that lame enough?

[Umlüx]

whats jebs favourite song? here comes the BOOM (nelly)

ahahaha.. hahaha.. hah.. a.. yes..

[Candlelight]

Huh...seeing where this is going, I guess this should be turned into a lame joke megathread....unless one exists of course.

[Felsmak]

What do you call a Kerbal divorce attourney?

A decoupler.

[0111narwhalz]

2 hours ago, Felsmak said:

What do you call a Kerbal divorce attourney?

A decoupler.

And the bad ones are Sepratrons aimed at the fuel tank.

[vsully]

What happens if you cross a fuel tank and a decoupler?

A bomb.

[Ultimate Steve]

Oh, do you want to hear a joke?

The reaction wheels. And the ion engines.

Nah, they're fine for gameplay purposes. In real life they'd be too good to be true.

[Wolfair corp.]

[Wolfair corp.]

[CelticCossack51]

What happened to the Kerbal by the launchpad?

He was destroyed!

I could write a joke book for KSP players with 800+ jokes inside, it would probably be like this wonderful work of literature. (Be warned: link has some swears).

Edited June 18, 2016 by CelticCossack51

[CatastrophicFailure]

A pilot, a scientist, and an engineer walk into a bar together...

 

Spoiler

Ouch

.

[Wolfair corp.]

Depends if the pilot is Jeb or Val.

[Whirligig Girl]

On 6/18/2016 at 8:42 AM, Wolfair corp. said:

Depends if the pilot is Jeb or Val.

Hey, I remember that.

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/2zwceo/leaked_dev_shot_of_valentina_kerman_on_eva/

I photoshopped that as a little prank. Lots of people ^{[citation needed]} believed that it was actually a leaked dev shot, despite me not having spent very much time on the image. That was a fun sunday. Once, i actually saw some gaming news site use that as a picture. I almost didn't want to tell them.

Edited June 19, 2016 by GregroxMun

[vsully]

So.. back to the lame jokes...

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Jeb, Bill, Bob and

Jeb, Bill, Bob and who?

FOOL! HOW DARE YOU FORGET MY NAME! *Nooooo mommy save meee,,,,* I, VALENTINA, WILL TEACH YOU NEVER TO FORGET MY NAME AGAIN! *B-OUCH MY SHIN!*

[Wolfair corp.]

8 hours ago, GregroxMun said:

I photoshopped that as a little prank.

I've noticed. Its look modified.

[0111narwhalz]

4 hours ago, Wolfair corp. said:

I've noticed. Its look modified.

The shadows don't look right. It's a hoax.

[DarkHawkGames]

You guys know Jeb and Bob play the Yu-Gi-Oh trading card game? They aren't very good, they're really only in it...for the boosters.

 

*Drops mic*