Your most recent google search must fight the last persons google search

[SSTO Crasher]

Its simple what you last googled must fight what the last person searched.

Ottoman Empire, powerful nation that lasted 500 years

[Abel Military Services]

Team Fortress 2. I called nine mercenaries to kill you. 

[SSTO Crasher]

Grand admiral Thrawn i bombard your mercenaries from orbit with the imperial navy 

[Abel Military Services]

Nuke. I nuke you. 

[Tundra]

Alan Becker's AVM  (Animation vs. Minecraft).     I infiltrate your computer and take it over so you can never launch the nuke!

[Abel Military Services]

Chey-Tac Intervention M200. I 360 No Scoped Alan Becker so there's no AVM anymore.

[Second Hand Rocket Science]

76.2 mm L-11 cannon commonly fitted on KV-1 (L-11) and 1940s era T-34 Soviet tanks. My 7.6cm solid shot rounds shall cause your puny Western sniper rifle to simply cease to exist.

[Abel Military Services]

Captain America: The first avenger. I call a bunch of hi-tech Hydra army to destroy the tank. 

[Kerb24]

RD-251: A rocket engine. Stands no chance.

[Second Hand Rocket Science]

A cat jumping from a cucumber.

It jumps directly into the rocket engine (rip el gato) and blocks the engine bell and causes the gas inside the rocket engine to explode under the unbearable pressure.

[Kerb24]

How to get carrots in Minecraft.

The cat investigates the carrots.

[Nazalassa]

Spam monty python

Carrots and cats don't like spam!

[Ben J. Kerman]

Fun Swedish words/Swedish to English

I wonder if morötter och katter like tjugosju svenska stjärnor while driving lastbilar in blåsväder over a farthinder on their way to Södertälje delivering Spam. I don't think the katter liked it. Där, är du glad nu?

I wonder if carrots and cats like twenty-seven Swedish stars while driving trucks in windy weather over a speedbump on their way to Södertälje delivering Spam. I don't think the cats liked it. There, are you happy now?

Edited June 6, 2022 by Ben J. Kerman
MER SVENSKA (and English)

[Hyperspace Industries]

Ksp forums.

Call in the moderators translate to english.

[Ben J. Kerman]

ETS2 Multiplayer Funny Moments/Crashes.

A DAF XF105 driving 20 km/h over the speed limit drives over a car half stuck in the road, flies into the air, hits a Scania S that was also flying through the air after driving over a truck's trailer that was half stuck in the road and slanted like a ramp, explodes, and destroys all the moderators. Haha, lastbilar go boom.

Lastbil is truck, by the way. Lastbilar is the plural form of that, trucks.

[Nazalassa]

incompetech.com

There's no ETS2 in Arcadia

[Ben J. Kerman]

Smallest town in Azerbaijan  (I don't really remember why I looked this up)

There's no incomptech.com in Lahich.

[SSTO Crasher]

History, I use all of the military’s ever used and attack this town

[Ben J. Kerman]

DAF XG+ review. I'm not really sure how a Dutch truck can fight against history...

Oh wait, I'm in Eindhoven, The Netherlands, not Lahich, Azerbaijan! All of the military from history attacks Lahich while I sit on a comfortable 800 millimetre wide bed at in the back of a truck 4,295.8 km away, on the KSP forums.

[MythicalHeFF]

D-DAY, the invasion is redirected from Normandy to the Netherlands instead in order to take out the strategic objective of the DAF XG+.

A German DAF XG+ battalion puts up staunch resistance, but it cannot hope to hold out for too long.

Edited June 6, 2022 by Jack Joseph Kerman

[Second Hand Rocket Science]

War Thunder! I uptier you so much that you're now fighting the Enterprise! You stand no chance.

Spoiler

Uptiers in War Thunder always remind me of a line of a WT fan song; "Uptiered, downtiered, cried tears."

 

Edited June 7, 2022 by Second Hand Rocket Science

[sir rocket]

Canada covid-19 restrictions 

Yeah... I'm losing this

[Ben J. Kerman]

"Can I buy a Volvo FH in Japan?"

I guess that beats Canada's COVID-19 restrictions.

[Second Hand Rocket Science]

"Yourphone.exe windows 11 virus"

I know nothing about the Volvo FH... I hacked into the ECU and made your puny diesel engine runaway! Now all you have is a very large bonfire that smells strongly of diesel.

[Ben J. Kerman]

Nissan Stanza.

I run into you with the car (which is powder blue, mostly), and the yourphone.exe virus is overloaded by a large amount of great Venture Bros. quotes and jokes.

By the way, Volvo has a 16 liter, 750 hp engine as an option for the FH, that's hardly puny, although I'm sure the Liebherr R 9800's two 62 liter D9812 V12 engines are laughing at the FH.