Kerbinchaser Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, spacebrick3 said: Granted. However, it does not come with instructions and is infinitely complicated. I wish that I got more email, but not so much that it overwhelms me. Granted, however, the emails are so large that it does overwhelm you after all. I wish I could see the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Granted, you see the world ... explode. I wish I could safely view a real orbital rocket launch from the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 3 hours ago, cantab said: Granted, you see the world ... explode. I wish I could safely view a real orbital rocket launch from the UK. granted. The rocket explodes and you have nothing to watch. I wish to fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Granted. I wish I could reverse all momentum in the universe at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, cubinator said: Granted. I wish I could reverse all momentum in the universe at will. Granted, the universe comes to an immediate halt, the moons stars falling into the earth, and the earth begins falling into sun, unfortunately for you, you are on the side of the earth the moon hits. I wish to put all the momentum back, except cubinators. Edited June 9, 2016 by PB666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 1 hour ago, PB666 said: unfortunately for you Well, it doesn't really matter since the whole planet gets molten. 1 hour ago, PB666 said: I wish to put all the momentum back, except cubinators. Gra--Wait, why would I want that? Fine, but first you have to build me a ship that can let me survive and come back to Earth first. I wish for a genie to mow my grandma's lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaytheDragon Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 (edited) Granted. The genie obliterates every atom of grass and weed in your grandmother's lawn, and replaces the grass with cheap ribbons attached to mats, that aren't made to resemble grass, but that are created to resemble fake grass. I wish for Nautilus pompiliuses (Chambered Nautiluses) to rain down onto the streets of all major cities of the Earth. Edited June 10, 2016 by LaytheDragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 18 minutes ago, cubinator said: Well, it doesn't really matter since the whole planet gets molten. Gra--Wait, why would I want that? Fine, but first you have to build me a ship that can let me survive and come back to Earth first. I wish for a genie to mow my grandma's lawn. Granted, but the genie gives you more homework than you had in school. I wish all games that are free to play were actually free to play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaytheDragon Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 (edited) Granted, all games that are free to play cost a monthly fee when you don't play them during a month. Due to the cooncidental ways of the ninja of me plaguing my previous post, I would like to rewish for Nautilus pompiliuses (Chambered Nautiluses) to rain down onto the streets of all major cities of the Earth. Edited June 10, 2016 by LaytheDragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Granted. I mean, they would have to be bulldozed away costing a lot of money, and the stench of shellfish would not go away for weeks, but it would be pretty comical! I wish I knew how to code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Granted. In COBOL. I wish to flood Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Granted, you flood it with lava. I wish I could control the weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 12 hours ago, cubinator said: Granted, you flood it with lava. I wish I could control the weather. Granted, but only on the exact opposite side of the world where you stand. I wish pi was a whole number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Granted, but circles, spheres, and trigonometry no longer exist. I wish I could make myself cold anytime I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Granted, but you can't warm yourself back up afterwards. I wish I didn't have to wish to not have to wish to not have to wish... On second thought, I wish for the inability to get caught in mental loops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 BANG! Granted. I wish I was knurd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 9 hours ago, cantab said: I wish I was knurd. Granted. You now refuse to drink water, and die of thirst. I wish I was on the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Really? It's pretty obvious what happens...You get teleported to the Moon's surface along with the nearest chair. The shock of decompression makes you fall over, and your lungs are badly injured. The baked dust and the radiation burns you as you lose consciousness, you die less than a minute later. I wish I could shoot liquid oxygen from my hands, without injuring them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Granted, but you must have a constant supply of water. Otherwise, you dehydrate completely and you die in seconds. I wish that I could live forever physically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasher925 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 (edited) granted but your body deteriorates so badly that you become nothing but a living corpse I wish for more wishes Edited June 12, 2016 by crasher925 astro beat me to the punch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Granted, you now have an extra wish, but since you used a wish to get it, you still only have a single wish in the end. i wish i could dock spacecraft without using MechJeb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Granted. We coated all your parts with Krazy Glue. Now UNDOCKING is the challenge! I wish for world peace...but since that's never going to happen, I'll have a turkey sandwich instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 Granted, but the Turkey, still alive and between two pieces of bread, is deeply offended and kills you. i wish for a normal sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 18 hours ago, teepee2345 said: Granted, but the Turkey, still alive and between two pieces of bread, is deeply offended and kills you. i wish for a normal sandwich Granted, but the sandwich bread gets moldy the second you touch it, and you can't eat it. I wish for Kerbals to enter our dimension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Granted, but you enter THEIR dimension: your PC while it's running KSP, you're in the command pod on re-entry and someone forgot to install the parachute. I wish for a return to sanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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